There's a million fish in the sea, but I'm a mermaid.
Hey, I'm Michelle!
-I'm somewhat new to the Tampa/St. Pete area, coming from Syracuse, NY. I don't have the knowledge about local hot spots, so it would be exciting to explore it all with someone new.
-I'm content single and doing my own thing. You have to be awesome for me to spend my free time with you, and for me to change that status.
- I hate small talk.
-I'm educated, driven, feisty, fierce, and passionate. I am a handful, but that's what you have two hands for.
-I will not be any man's half time, down time, spare time, or sometimes. So don't waste my time.
-Treat me like I'm your queen and you will be my king.
-I've lost over 175lbs and I'm still working on myself. My health is important to me and it would be nice to date someone that's motivated in some fashion.
-I am NOT 420 friendly and I don't like smokers or heavy drinkers.
-I don't want your Instagram, snapchat, or kik. I want your number and your real life time once appropriate.
-If you want a barbie doll look-alike zombie, I'm not her, and I will never be her. I'm also tattooed and pierced. And I only trust people that like big butts. They cannot lie!
-While most girls can't resist the urge to move their hips to hip-hop music, mine move to rock music. And only when I'm alone in my apartment. Moshing occasionally occurs with my pets, depending on the song.
-I'm looking for a best friend above all else. I do want romance and a gentleman, but my expectations aren't impractical.
-Lastly, I am NOT here for a one night stand or friends with benefits, so don't even.
FREE HINT: "Sexy" is not a compliment when I don't know you. It implies what you want from me. Unless I'm yours, "sexy" is not something I'd like to be called, and other classy women would agree.
How about a fair, flea market, wine tasting, concert, museum, or comedy club? Or maybe amateur ghost hunting in an old abandoned building? Or base jumping? Haha. I'm open to trying anything. It's all about the company!