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| About | Non-smoker with Athletic body type | City | North Island/Victoria British Columbia | ||
| Details | 40 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair | ||
| Intent | Joeblough wants to date but nothing serious. | Education | Masters degree | ||
| Personality | Profession | Department of Redundancy Department. |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Hang out | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Hazel | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 5 years |
About Me
I'll attempt to emulate the style of an astonishing number of female profiles on here:
I'm an active father of five children. My litter means the world to me. Don't worry, I'm not looking for a mommy as my children already have 4 moms. I'm looking for me. I like to laugh and be active, whether it be shopping at the local Walmart/Costco or playing with animals. (hmmm..i'm not quite getting the grammatical tone right..). U should know I like to blaze 'n party a bit and I have lots of girls who are friends so if you cant handle that we won't get a long. People say I can be a b-i-t-c-h but yeah whatever, deal with it if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best. I like top 40 and Skrillex. Just because I stay at home doesn't mean I don't work...I probably work harder than most of u because I'm a chauffeur, a teacher, a doctor, a vet, a coach, a house-cleaner, a plumber, a lover, a best friend and a brother. I've got 12 tattoos and 16 peircings and I want to get another ...if you're good maybe I'll let you know where they are. I'm really into tattoos and the good looking 'bad-girl' type so if dat sounds like you...hit me up. Bonus points if you have a truck...
P.S. If you've sent me like a million messages and I don't reply..take the hint...and f-off...i'm popular and most of u couldn't touch this. I have private pics to share but don't put them up because my psycho ex is stocking me.
(How did I do?).
I have zero expectations of this site, but would like to expand my social horizons again given that the island has a rather transient, rotating population at times. I'm not really sure why I'm here, I think that should be obvious from my jackass profile. I like to ski. That includes snowboarding, GT'ing, powder skiing, back country, groomers, whatever gets you down a mountain. If you ski, or go into the mountains, or frolick in the big ocean swells, chances are that we will get along. If you don't, there's a good chance that like the snufflupagus, you won't see me too often.
Minimum requirements to enjoy my presence include hygiene, spelling and grammar ability, absence of: a hard drug or alcohol habit, flakiness, hair extensions, Tap-Out fashion..etc. Your wardrobe might include a fair bit of neoprene rubber, Gortex, perhaps some latex, and the odd dress up on the town item for good measure. I could care less about how much or little education you have but at least be strongly curious about the world and have some informed opinions.
I have a cool life. Perhaps you have something to share. As you can see below, I have some fairly stringent requirements with regards to people contacting me. Yes I contacted someone who had an intimate encounter profile once. I thought it meant candles and hot tubs... You wouldn't believe the nasty things they asked me to do.
I'm an active father of five children. My litter means the world to me. Don't worry, I'm not looking for a mommy as my children already have 4 moms. I'm looking for me. I like to laugh and be active, whether it be shopping at the local Walmart/Costco or playing with animals. (hmmm..i'm not quite getting the grammatical tone right..). U should know I like to blaze 'n party a bit and I have lots of girls who are friends so if you cant handle that we won't get a long. People say I can be a b-i-t-c-h but yeah whatever, deal with it if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best. I like top 40 and Skrillex. Just because I stay at home doesn't mean I don't work...I probably work harder than most of u because I'm a chauffeur, a teacher, a doctor, a vet, a coach, a house-cleaner, a plumber, a lover, a best friend and a brother. I've got 12 tattoos and 16 peircings and I want to get another ...if you're good maybe I'll let you know where they are. I'm really into tattoos and the good looking 'bad-girl' type so if dat sounds like you...hit me up. Bonus points if you have a truck...
P.S. If you've sent me like a million messages and I don't reply..take the hint...and f-off...i'm popular and most of u couldn't touch this. I have private pics to share but don't put them up because my psycho ex is stocking me.
(How did I do?).
I have zero expectations of this site, but would like to expand my social horizons again given that the island has a rather transient, rotating population at times. I'm not really sure why I'm here, I think that should be obvious from my jackass profile. I like to ski. That includes snowboarding, GT'ing, powder skiing, back country, groomers, whatever gets you down a mountain. If you ski, or go into the mountains, or frolick in the big ocean swells, chances are that we will get along. If you don't, there's a good chance that like the snufflupagus, you won't see me too often.
Minimum requirements to enjoy my presence include hygiene, spelling and grammar ability, absence of: a hard drug or alcohol habit, flakiness, hair extensions, Tap-Out fashion..etc. Your wardrobe might include a fair bit of neoprene rubber, Gortex, perhaps some latex, and the odd dress up on the town item for good measure. I could care less about how much or little education you have but at least be strongly curious about the world and have some informed opinions.
I have a cool life. Perhaps you have something to share. As you can see below, I have some fairly stringent requirements with regards to people contacting me. Yes I contacted someone who had an intimate encounter profile once. I thought it meant candles and hot tubs... You wouldn't believe the nasty things they asked me to do.
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Ocean, mountains, sunshine, rain, poke stuff with sticks, eat things we find...
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