I used to have a long dissertation on who I am and what I do, but it was obvious that most guys didn't bother to read it, so I removed it. I'll give it another shot in the hopes that I find a man that likes me for who I am. Let's start with the visuals. Yes, I ride a Heritage Classic, but I am NOT a biker babe. I love to travel anywhere warm because I love to snorkel and I hope to learn to scuba someday. I love to fish, ocean and freshwater stream. I just bought a retro teardrop trailer- a little step up from tent camping- and hope to use it to see more of the States. I do home renovations and used to have several home businesses; antique restoration, lampshade design and repair, furniture refinishing (I worked as an independent for an upholstery business), had a sewing and seamstress business, and I have owned my own coffee shop. I do masonry, prune trees, and have done landscaping. I periodically return to Gavilan College and take classes that interest me. My last class was Spanish, but I had to drop out because of time constraints.
I find wit, a sense of humor, and intelligence very sexy in a man. Speaking of sexy, that would be a man who is at least 5'9", broad-chested, with meat on his bones. And, of course, muscles are nice. ;-) Even though I smoke, I don't like that I do and would prefer that you were not a heavy smoker. I like to hang out in sloppy jeans and sweats too, but I am hoping that you own some nice clothes and like dressing up occasionally.
I grew up on a ranch in Humboldt County and used to hunt- I can field dress, skin out and butcher my own meat, but these days I prefer Safeway. And just so you know, I always helped with the castration of the livestock. Just sayin', because if you send me a message like, "Hi, sexy."(this is a mild version of some of the messages I have received) I will not only not respond, I will fantasize about removing your boys. :-)
I like nothing more than snuggling and talking. And nothing makes my heart lift more than PDAs. But what I enjoy the most is great sex, so make sure you are in shape.
I LUV to dance, but wish I had someone to teach me the different styles. In the meantime, I like all music except for rap, hip-hop, and that crap my son likes and they seem to always play in tattoo parlors. Yes, I have ink, I started 41 years ago before it was fashionable. If you get to see the middle of the one that starts at my neck and finishes at my left knee, then it means we like each other- a lot. 8-)
I do not like texting back and forth and not really thrilled about chatting on the phone. If I like your foto and what you have to say, more than likely, I will ask to meet up as soon as possible to see what we might have going on. Be prepared. ;-)
There. If I haven't scared the crap out of you, send me a note. If I don't respond, don't take it personally, I just don't see the point of wasting our time if I am not visually intrigued or mentally stimulated. And since I am old-fashioned about courting, I save you some cash because the man always pays in the beginning. Yes, I am pretty secure in myself and straight forward, so if you can't handle a strong woman, you aren't man enough for me anyway. As a little experiment to see who actually reads this stuff, start any message to me with the word, "oops" okay?
I like red wine, Jack Daniels, ribeye steaks-rare, seafood, cheesy horror flicks, classic movies, a good potato salad, garlic, gardening, wood working, snorkeling, filmy negligees, camping, room service, dive bars,dancing, hiking, antiquing, a sandwich by the side of the road, riding my Harley over to Moss Landing to dance on Sundays in the summer, Scrabble, dressing up, reading fiction, the theater, and travel to not-so-developed warm places.
I think that just about covers it.