I run through sprinklers. I have a (slight) love affair with office supplies. I love sitting on a patio in downtown when it's 90 degrees outside and watching the city move by. I am completely obsessed with proper punctuation. I overuse ellipses...a lot... I love learning about dark points in the history of the world. I find Mr. Bill hysterical. I like spam and potato salad merely because that is what my grandmother served us after the 12 hour drive to visit her in New Jersey. I like to converse about philosophy with friends and strangers, drunk or not. I like spatzle and eggs...with BBQ and apple sauce. I like people who know what spatzle and eggs are. I like people with a bigger vocabulary than mine. I like marco-polo, water polo, and regular polo (although I have never played the latter, it looks like fun). I put chips in my sandwiches. I like the way ash trees sound when they are blowing in the wind. I eat all the way around the outside of my burger first and I eat my pizza backwards, always striving for the perfect last bite. I dislike people who can't seem to come to terms with the fact that they are not, after all, God's gift to the planet. I have tattoos, piercings, and a college degree. I have burgled my fair share of lawn ornaments over the years. I appreciate the fact that people have diverse beliefs, but please don't force yours on me. I love kids. I am the queen of crutch racing. I love my job. No, really, I mean it.
I don't know what I'm looking for, but I know that I'll know when I find it. I require honesty, and chivalry, and most importantly a sense of humor. Whatever happened yesterday is in the past...and I will be moving forward because there are things in life that I haven't seen yet and I can't wait to get there. It would be nice to have someone to share those things with... :)
I'm not at all unapproachable...although people have told me that in the past. If you're curious, drop me a line. You never know what's going to happen next!
I will say that if you are considering sending me a message consisting of only "you're hot" or "hello, gorgeous" you should probably save those fingers for more productive activities...because you will not be hearing back from me...