[( * I was once afraid of people saying, "Who does she think she is?" ~ now I have the courage to stand and say, "This is who I am." - Oprah Winfrey * )]
Last time I checked, Amy Elizabeth is what is on my birth certificate , Amy Elizabeth is what I go by… savvy ?
I am the obnoxious one , the one who laughs the loudest in a quiet room , the troublemaker in the library ; I frankly don’t give a damn what you think about me ; the only thing i ask is that you are respectful, courteous, and last but certainly the most important, honest .
The first thing one should know about me is that I am a D1 bowler, and yes, they do in fact make them. The second is that I'm left-handed, and that is what makes me a hot commodity on the bowling lanes. Third, I am always honest. I will not tell you a small lie to hide a hurtful truth. I will be honest, I am honest; that's the most important thing you could ever be to me and the only thing I'll ask for. Fourth, I like to know things, which means I hate not knowing things. If I don't know, I find out. Fifth, I retain random knowledge/facts like a sieve and will most likely toss a random fact or two out at one time or another. I thank Jeopardy for that (;. Another fun fact is that I do in fact name and cuss out inanimate objects. Yes, usually it makes me feel better. Lastly, I live, breathe and die for baseball season. I am a Yankee fan, and Mariano Rivera is my idol. He is the reason my NCAA number is #42.
If one more person messages me and asks what I’m looking for in a relationship , I can’t promise how nice my response will be . -__-
Take note: if you decide I’m lucky enough to send a message to – even if its to comment on my outstanding wit C; - I will most likely give you a detailed reply .... but if you wanna play the one sentence message game, i'll play the one word reply back. I’m looking to be someone’s light – so that even on your darkest days, when you feel as if all hope is lost, I’m there to brighten it. I’m looking for the Mississippi to my Louisiana, the bread to my butter, and the salt to my shaker. I’m looking for someone who I don’t need to put forth the effort into explaining myself to because he’ll understand me with one glance and without question. I say without question because I do a lot of (what most people call) random things, usually without a whole lot of explanation because it makes perfect sense to me. I suppose what I’m looking for, exactly, is the other part of me.
I'm also not about to not give you a chase . i am not sleazy , i am not easy . i wont take it well if you lay it on thick or call me pet names from the get go - my boots are in storage and im not abt to get them out unless the apocalypse hits . I'm big into chivalry - i dont think its dead , only forgotten . if you come on too fast , i'll retract , but if you go too slow , i'll get bored . if i tell you something bothers me and ask you nicely to stop - however indirectly - please stop . if you dont i will probably snap out on you .
I don't ask for a lot in a guy. I don't want to be the person who starts all the conversations, staying in is cool but going out once in a while is good too, do something simple with me and I won't care what else we do (or don't do). Taking ten seconds to send me a text will make my day be amazing. I love to wear heels, but if I'm taller than you when I'm wearing my wedges... sorry, but thats not what I'm looking for. Above all I ask for and expect honesty and will return it in spades.
** I never said i strove for perfection : actually what I strive for is to be irreplaceable. I want to leave so much of an impact on your life that you will never be able to find someone to fill my place if you tried. So if we meet years from now and you see me, you think "damnnn" because I was the one who you lost and you will never get back again. I want you to know exactly how you made me feel. **
,,call me a dreamer, but I believe in the underdog "