[( * I was once afraid of people saying, "Who does she think she is?" ~ now I have the courage to stand and say, "This is who I am." - Oprah Winfrey * )]
Ight , so since Amy Elizabeth is what is on my birth certificate , Amy Elizabeth is what I go by… not whore or slut , just Amy Elizabeth * savvy ?
Some people might call me out for being a b!tch ; however comma I’m not about to change who I am to make you feel better about yourself .
I am the obnoxious one , the one who laughs the loudest in a quiet room , the troublemaker in the library ; I frankly don’t give a damn what you think about me , but if you got ish to say to me I ask that you conduct your business to my face .
Firstly , I’m a D1 bowler , and yes they make them . Secondly , rare breed as it is I’m also left handed , making me a hot commodity . I’m always honest , and I will give you the cold hard facts . Don’t ask me to answer you if you want the response to be sugar coated . I don’t roll that way . If you ask me a question , I’ll answer it to the best of my ability – and if I cant I’ll find a way to get you the answer you need.
Strange as it is , I retain random facts like a sieve . I’ll most likely toss some random fact out at one time or another .
Another fun fact about me is that I name and also curse out inanimate objects and oh yeah . I have in depth conversations with my car when I’m away from her for an extended amount of time . I live breathe and die for Yankees baseball . Mariano Rivera is my idol .
If one more person messages me and asks what I’m looking for in a relationship , I can’t promise how nice my response will be . -__-
Take note , because if you decide I’m lucky enough to send a message to – even if its to comment on my outstanding wit C; - I will most likely give you a detailed reply .... but if you wanna play the one sentence message game , i'll play the one word reply back . I’m looking to be someone’s light – so that even on your darkest days , when you feel as if all hope is lost , I’m there to brighten it. I’m looking for the Mississippi to my Louisiana, the bread to my butter , and the salt to my shaker . I’m looking for someone who I don’t need to put forth the effort into explaining myself to because he’ll understand me with one glance . I suppose what I’m looking for , exactly , is the other part of me .
I'm also not about to not give you a chase . i am not sleazy , i am not easy . i wont take it well if you lay it on thick or call me pet names from the get go - my boots are in storage and im not abt to get them out unless the apocalypse hits . I'm big into chivalry - i dont think its dead , only forgotten . if you come on too fast , i'll retract , but if you go too slow , i'll get bored . if i tell you something bothers me and ask you nicely to stop - however indirectly - please stop . if you dont i will probably snap out on you .
no disrespect; but i don't ask for a lot in a guy. I don't want to be the person who starts all the conversations , staying in is cool but going out once in a while is good too , do something simple with me and I won't care what else we do ( or don't do ) . taking ten seconds to send me a text will make my day be amazing. I love to wear heels, but if I'm taller than you when I'm wearing my wedges... sorry , but thats not what I'm looking for.
** i never said i strove for perfection : actually what i strive for is to be irreplaceable. I want to leave so much of an impact on your life that you will never be able to find someone to fill my place if you tried. so if we meet years from now and you see me , you think "damnnn" because i was the one who you lost and you will never get back again. i want you to know exactly how you made me feel. **
,,call me a dreamer, but i believe in the underdog "