Something about me. I'm young, fun, and just wanna xxx! Oh wait that's not right. Hmmm, so much to tell. Im a Surgical Assistant who has an interest in forensic science and my ass is back in school to become a nurse anesthetist. What can I say I enjoy watching surgery. Dexter is my dream guy. I have a slightly morbid sence of humor which I like to throw at anyone just to make them laugh. I joke around pretty much all the time and I rarely take things seriously. I am really close with my family even though they are all nuts. Personally I enjoy meeting people the old fashion way of getting drunk and having them spill their guts but who has time for that anymore......
On a side note I am not attracted to overweight guys so if you have a penis AND titts then keep it movin....
Side two same song. I am what they would call vertically challenged ( if you dont understand the term then we wont vibe.....cuz it means ur mentally challenged) So if we meet and we are lookin eye to eye and I could carry you around like a baby then that is an automatic disqualification. Yes yes I know Im shallow blah blah blah.
How about a blow job to start the night off right?? Well you can forget that sh*t friend! I dont put out for dinner and a movie. Unless its Red Lobster.....damn those cheddar bay biscuits are good! Anywho.....what was I saying?
To be honest I would much rather play Portal 2 Co-op to see how well we work together, relax and laugh then go to a bar or club. I love to dance but they rarely play music I like and I am allergic to stiletto heels. I love kayaking in San Diego bay and doing anything that makes me laugh......except being tickled. So help me if anyone dares to tickle me I will Laugh on the outside and hate you on the inside!!