I have a lot to say and even though this description is long, it should give you a sort of insight into my personality. When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence. There it is.
So yeah I tried eBay but apparently when I put up a pic of myself all these middle eastern people wanted to buy me.. It's crazy. I consider my personality to be full of creativity so you'll never get bored. I'm always looking for a way to make you laugh or smile. I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing. One time I tried out for Jeopardy and doing so actually proved that I don’t know everything about nothing so ignore that last statement. I love anything outdoors or out of the ordinary. My biggest accomplishment in life so far was getting kicked out of six flags for carrying a bunch of spare bolts on a roller coaster and asking people on the ride where they came from. I don't have anything that really sets me apart from your average person except the fact that I am mentally awesome. I don't have any out of the normal talents so if you ask me what I am good at, I will tell you I'm a professional under water basket weaver. I have a very creative imagination as you can tell. A's games, Giant's games, anything that requires moving is great. I look young for my age and I wouldn't have it any other way. Seriously I look like my pics, don't be surprised when I show up and I somehow don't look older than what you were hoping for. Apparently my family found the fountain of youth when i was born. Ever seen Tuck Everlasting? Me too. Thats why I put that little analogy there. I like seeing someone run towards me in the elevator while I press the "CLOSE DOOR" button, Answering open-ended questions with open-ended questions, Honking my horn at an intersection, then pretending like I don't know who honked just to confuse people. And forcing people to take the wrong exit because I wouldn't let them change lanes. I'm also 5'8 so once again I'm not the tallest or shortest guy you'll ever go out with. Wanna wear heels? Good ill stuff my shoes with platforms so we can walk around the town and laugh at people shorter than us. If you can get past all that then were golden. So that's the end of my story. Hope you enjoyed, if not, then I just wasted 3 minutes of your life. 20 if you suffer from some sort of dyslexia lol
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her”. (Either one works for me.) Some people tell me I'll be alone for the rest of my life to which I reply, "You're never alone when you're with Christ." Winning.
If you don't believe how awesome I am by now then we should look at what other people have to say about me. Maybe this will convince you if I can't do it on my own!
“The Funniest Guy I’ve Ever Met!” Say's the New York Times
“Kyle is Quite simply, a Man’s Man.” Chuck Norris
"He's definitely hotter than me." Channing Tatum
“It’s The First Dating Profile I’ve Read That Was Actually Original.” Marilyn Monroe