I have a lot to say and even though this description is long, it should give you a sort of insight into my personality. When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence. There it is.
So yeah I tried eBay but apparently when I put up a pic of myself all these middle eastern people wanted to buy me.. It's crazy. I consider my personality to be full of creativity so you'll never get bored. I'm always looking for a way to make you laugh or smile. I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing. One time I tried out for Jeopardy and doing so actually proved that I don’t know everything about nothing so ignore that last statement. I love anything outdoors or out of the ordinary. My biggest accomplishment in life so far was getting kicked out of six flags for carrying a bunch of spare bolts on a roller coaster and asking people on the ride where they came from. I don't have anything that really sets me apart from your average person except the fact that I am mentally awesome. I don't have any out of the normal talents so if you ask me what I am good at, I will tell you I'm a professional under water basket weaver. I have a very creative imagination as you can tell. A's games, Giant's games, anything that requires moving is great. I look young for my age and I wouldn't have it any other way. Seriously I look like my pics, don't be surprised when I show up and I somehow don't look older than what you were hoping for. Apparently my family found the fountain of youth when i was born. Ever seen Tuck Everlasting? Me too. Thats why I put that little analogy there. I like seeing someone run towards me in the elevator while I press the "CLOSE DOOR" button, Answering open-ended questions with open-ended questions, Honking my horn at an intersection, then pretending like I don't know who honked just to confuse people. And forcing people to take the wrong exit because I wouldn't let them change lanes. If you can get past all that then were golden. So that's the end of my story. Hope you enjoyed, if not, then I just wasted 3 minutes of your life. 20 if you suffer from some sort of dyslexia lol
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in his life. I have been told over and over that I am a “keeper” but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her”. (Either one works for me.) Some people tell me I'll be alone for the rest of my life to which I reply, "You're never alone when you're with Christ." Winning.
If you don't believe how awesome I am by now then we should look at what other people have to say about me. Maybe this will convince you if I can't do it on my own!
“The Funniest Guy I’ve Ever Met!” Say's the New York Times
“Kyle is Quite simply, a Man’s Man.” Chuck Norris
"He's definitely hotter than me." Channing Tatum
“It’s The First Dating Profile I’ve Read That Was Actually Original.” Marilyn Monroe