Amusing PoF Anecdote
Oh that awkward moment when I am refereeing an adult rec league soccer game and a female player comes up to me after the match and says
Them:"I know you from somewhere!"
Me: "Really? Where?"
Them: "I don't know. Do you live in Kemptville?"
Me: "Nope. Do you have kids who play soccer?"
Them: "No. Maybe we reffed together when we were younger?"
Me: "Yeah, that must be it!"
No. No, it really isn't. You probably saw me on PoF. Oh, the shame. The sorrow. lol
Honestly. What is a Brogrammer? Is this a bro who goes around play grammar police and correcting people's spelling and speech? Because if it is, his title itself fails a Grammar Police spot check. Just saying. Anyhow, random thought of the day addressed.
If you want to know why or how, let's go get a coffee and you can judge for yourself.
I would like to know how and why. Let's go get a coffee and discuss it!
Coffee may be substituted for Frozen Yogurt or Ice Cream or perhaps even Food, Dinner and/or Drinks which may or may not be alcoholic in nature. These discretional changes will be handled on a case-by-case basis as you and I see fit to maximize the awesomeness of the occasion.
Please, ladies, stay awesome. Don't emotionally implode, self-destruct or otherwise freak out on the "First Date". It happens more often than you would imagine, and to what appear to be perfectly normal women.
Thanks for stopping by and window-shopping my profile! :)
(Don't lie. You didn't read this. You looked at the pics to see if I was cute. You will probably come back to read this later and possibly change your mind based on what you read. Sinner! Don't call me shallow, because I guarantee I read at least some if not all of your profile because I'm awesome like that. After I looked at your pics to see if you were foxy or not. It is what it is. :P)
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