I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with some bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I can’t kill a fly, I cried like a baby when I watched “The Notebook,” I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?
Are you curious about the world around you. Can you take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.
PS: If you get this far I am NOT!! I can't state this enough I am NOT!!!! Looking for a friends with benefits type of relationship. So if that's what your looking for than I hope you find it.