I value creativity and I’m lucky enough that I can express my creativity and make money at it to. I take paint by numbers and change up all the paint colors. Instead of doing green #3 I change it too pink, etc. I then sell my lovely original creations on eBay to support my beanie baby 0bsession which now is in the hundreds. I know you must be wondering why the hell a grown woman would collect stuffed animals…that are so soft, cute and cuddly? Well I’ll tell you…I promised myself that I wouldn’t turn into one of those lonely, crazy, single women who takes in all the stray cats in the neighborhood. Besides…now I get to have more than just cats on my bed. I have a menagerie of all different animals. Not only that…I don’t have to feed or clean up after them. I talk to them and I just know they understand what I’m saying! I do want you to know…I am willing to make some room on my bed for the right man. I also enjoy nature and taking hikes around the local trails. I love to take some of my beanie baby’s with me so we can enjoy it together. Maybe you would like to join us? I make sure I always bring the appropriate animal with me for the right occasion. For instance if we go to the beach I would take my octopus and my crab. I wouldn’t want you to be embarrassed and want you to know that I am thinking of you! I think you are starting to see how much more versatile beanie babies are to cats.
I know by now your itching, maybe even literally,to know a few more of the mundane things about me. I’ve got a good sense of humor, can hold a conversation with complete sentences and make a great homemade macaroni and cheese bake from a box! If you would like to know more...send me an email.
(PS: I may not really have a Beanie Baby Collection!)