Who do I talk to around here to get the above category (Relationship History) to have an option of "way too long"? Ha!
Okay, let's play "How To Sell Yourself In A Few Quick Paragraphs" ~ I am fun, witty, honest, low maintenance, kind hearted, imperfect (in the utmost adorable way of course), and looking for someone who is the same. I'm looking for a man whom I can respect and adore. I'm sure everyone says this but I don't want drama and games; I want and deserve the real deal. My life is an open book, there's not much I don't share when asked. I'm ashamed of nothing as everything I have experienced has made me who I am today.
I want someone to explore with, smile and laugh with, be vulnerable with, share life with. I believe passionately in 3 things - (1) You are the company you keep - (2) Equality for all - (3) You never meet anyone worth being with at gas stations or bars!
I've been through it all, I'm the quintessential nice girl who always seems to finish last but no matter what, I strive to keep my sense of humor and maintain my unwavering belief that one day I WILL find that special someone who will love and accept me for who I am, with all my faults, all my awesomeness, and everything in between!
(A)I am a pretty lousy cook, although that doesn't stop me from trying (I hope you're brave, or have an iron stomach!)
(B)I have a lead foot and have the tickets to prove it - oops!
(C)I like crappy music-although this is what OTHER people say about me (COUGHmybrother), I happen to love the music that I love!
(A)I am fiercely loyal and have never cheated or even lied to a significant other
(B)I am funny, can laugh at myself, and have fun in almost any situation
(C)I am independent with my own life so I am not needy or clingy
EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN includes:
(A)I tend to have "a smart mouth" as my mom always used to say while I was growing up so sometimes I can be a bit sassy. But I have no problem with someone being able to put me in check if need be. In fact, a guy who can verbally keep keep me on my toes is great!
(B)I'm spontaneous and love doing things on the spur of the moment
(C)I am a fantabulous party planner! I love to organize and figure out all the details and try to make each occasion special for the people surrounding me
I like seeing live music, going for hikes, reading, watching movies, hanging out with great friends and family, playing board/card games (watch out, you might be surprised at how quickly I'll kick your butt!), watching sports (more specifically - the Raiders, the A's, the Shark's, and every so often, competitive fly fishing...kidding!), and just having fun with good company.
*energetic and ambitious
*full of love to bestow on a deserving guy
*uninterested in reading the Wall Street Journal
*not ashamed of my love for trashy "reality" shows
*affectionate and kind
*confident with my body, regardless of what size I am
*allergic to cats
You are (hopefully):
*funny...c'mon, make me laugh, I dare you!
*ready to be loyal, honest, and faithful
*open to hanging out with some really great people (these people would be my friends and family and sometimes this can be a large number, which is overwhelming for some but I promise you will love them!)
*patient, kind, and not looking for constant arguments
*accepting of me for who I am (which I must say is pretty great! I can be a bit quirky but it's in the most endearing way!)
*willing to at least try some of my interests, as I am for you
*not an alcoholic/drug user
*willing to kill any and all spiders that dare come inside my residence! none of that "let's just put it outside" nonsense....spiders must die!!
*able to stimulate my mind - a good conversation is so under-rated these days
*open and communicative
I hope if I've peaked your interest that you'll send me a message. I'm open, friendly, and want to find someone special so let's do this! :-D
First dates....hmm. Let's fly to France! Kidding. It depends on the chemistry with the person and as long as we're having fun and getting to know each other, anything is fine with me. I'm easy going, easy to please, and easy to get along with (don't get it twisted - just because I said the word "easy" 3 times doesn't mean I AM easy!)