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I'm clean, quiet, respectful, romantic, loyal, witty, sarcastic, and I use correct punctuation. I even turn off lights! I love going to dinner, movies, cuddling, or just spending time with you. I also ****ing love doing mods on my car and keeping my house in good shape.
I like low maintenance, monogamous, relationship-minded, men of at least 28 years of age. I have a high sex drive and a ****ing huge underwear fetish - you should too (or at least humor mine).
So, if you're looking for an awesome boyfriend that will blow your mind then hit me up. I'll hook you up with background checks, credit reports, resumes, references, and even Facebook links.
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