About Joshua
Make yourself laugh...
http://youtu.be/81szj1vpEu8
If you also found that video hilarious, we're on the same page ;~)
Looking to do some long-awaited traveling in Europe; Scandinavia in particular. Where would your dream vacation be?
Food for thought:
I've been assessed by the world-renowned Myers-Briggs personality type indicator as an INFP, though I exhibit certain characteristics of an INTJ.
What makes me unique is that I'm logical to a fault, in addition to being passionate, carefree, and committed in a relationship. I was once a boundless dreamer up until reality hit, and I realized that life is like a box of chocolates. What doesn't make me unique is following this PoF profile builder checklist I've been using. Since we're already knee deep, I might as well mention that my top 10 bands are The Sounds, Radiohead, The Cure, War Tapes, Our Lady Peace, The Kooks, Muse, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Switchfoot, and Taylor Swift. Just kidding...or am I? I also enjoy dancing to a variety of Latin tunes.
I'd like to consider myself a bit of a city food connoisseur, and I make it a point to try (most) new sustenance I come by -- be it entirely new, a different flavor, or just another method of preparation. We're truly blessed to have such a diverse selection of cuisines in the city. You know what they say: "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I adore a nice home-cooked meal, especially when made together. There are certain ingredients I'd avoid, such as Brussels sprouts, asparagus, eggplant, snake blood, escargots, or Frank's Red Hot.
If you can't comprehend the concept of teasing or integrity, we may not get along. In addition, if you suffer from Bieber fever or Rebecca Black gets "you you you so excited," our chances of a friendship -- let alone a relationship -- would be as realistic as being unable to spot the only empty seat in a convertible.
I have no idea why "spooning" under my interests section is in CAPS; I clearly typed it in lowercase, I swear. Must be what all the cool kids do..
Tip: I'm more impressed by a woman who takes the initiative to write me, rather than creeping my profile; waiting for me to make first contact! You'll earn instant points, which may be redeemed at a later time for back/neck massages, etc.
First Date
If you're able to grasp the following, we can talk about a date
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...which would likely involve an activity dependant on the seasonal weather; good food; possibly drinks and cuddles, if I fancy you (kidding.) I enjoy Salsa dancing, so I may attempt to coax you into hitting the ballroom with me.
You can't seem to go wrong with coffee or tea and a walk about.
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