Are you my dream guy? Are you kind of nerdy, wear glasses, and have a good head on your shoulders. You'll spell out "YOU ARE" rather than just typing UR. You'll use 50-cent words, correctly, in context, rather than using the boring generic synonym. You know which homophone to use. You're a smart aleck, and just a bit naughty. You prefer subtle humor to slapstick or potty humor. And most importantly, you live near me. I would rather be alone forever, than ever get involved in a long distance relationship.
I have been thinking, & I know what I want. I want someone to kiss under the mistletoe. I want someone to kiss at midnight on New Year's Eve. I want someone who's not afraid to be seen in public with me. I want long walks in the park holding hands. I want my hair played with. I want to cuddle on the couch watching a movie. I want to go dancing. I want to go somewhere, & have someone to go with. I miss being in love.
We all have baggage. The trick is finding someone willing to help you unpack. Or help carry it. Or help put it up on a closet shelf.
We should email each other, and if we hit it off online, then we should meet. Neutral Ground, casual atmosphere.... Meet for coffee? Walk in the park? Easy to go our separate ways if we DON'T end up connecting. If we do, great. And maybe we'll connect as friends, just no sparks. That's fine too. I can always use more friends!
Now, for the important stuff: I love to dance, swim, read, and play on the computer. I'm not very outdoorsy, but I love the sunshine. My second favorite place to be, after a lounge chair by the pool, is in the kitchen, creating masterpieces. Lasagna? Rum Cake? Cookies? What's your favorite?
I have a bizarre sense of humor, and if you can't make me laugh, it's not going to work. When browsing profiles and sending messages, I'm more likely to respond to someone who makes me laugh. Don't get me wrong, I can be serious, but I'd rather be silly.