"Do what you always did, get what you always got."
Brutal honesty... I live by it. So should you.
My jokes often cross the line, I love to laugh and I mean well, but I often come across as kind of a d!ck. Once I know where your buttons are and how to push them, I'll push them. Repeatedly. I need to be with people who can take a joke and can also dish one out just as easily. I can be pretty demanding and difficult to handle, but I figure it's better to know sooner rather than later so as to not waste anybody's time. If you have a thick skin, we'll probably get along just fine.
I'm in a good place in my life with a good career, my own place, my own money, and my own life. Not looking to hijack any of the above from someone else, but I'm interested in someone who's got their sh*t together. The best qualities in myself that I would look for in other people, be it friends or otherwise, would be a wicked sense of humour, loyalty, common sense (its really not that common anymore), and ambition.
I have renewed my love of fitness and healthy living, and I'm currently working out religiously 5-6 days a week to achieve my fitness goals. I gave up the couch potato lifestyle (not to say I don't like relaxing at home like everyone else), so I'm interested in people who live an active life who can challenge me to keep up with them.
I'm fairly well traveled and have visited 8 different countries so far, so if you're into travel as well, I'm sure we'd have a lot to talk about. Spontaneity is also a definite bonus, as I do tend to be unpredictable... I'm a bit of a firecracker.
If you can't string together a sentence or spell, please don't message me. I have no interest in speaking to people whose messages make my head hurt trying to decipher them. If you can handle communicating in coherent English, then I'd love to hear from you... but if you're an emotional wreck, have more baggage than a luggage store, and are totally clueless about what you want, maybe think twice about sending a message to me.
Normal ladies, I look forward to hearing from you!