matty3000: Marge, someone clogged the toilet...
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Morristown, New Jersey
31 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Aries
matty3000 wants to date but nothing serious.
Some University


I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year
Pets Cat  

About Me
You have to laugh. I'm a joker, pretty much all the time. But don't worry, I can be serious too. I work for a legal department and I do the work that no one else wants to do.

Hobby-wise... I golf, and ski. Feel free to ask me to help you learn either; not like well or anything but you get the idea. I'd love to broaden my horizons too, so feel free to teach me something you like. I'm always game, at least once ;). Except olives, yuck.

I'm actually finding it hilarious how some girls on this website predispose guys by telling them "don't call me this" or "don't just say hey or what's up" and want some poetic, charming introduction that will just sweep them off their feet. Seriously?!? Hey, It's a free dating website, chill. That's right I said HEY. HA!

Probably just kneed myself in the balls with that last line, but whateva. Later taters.

First Date
Moonshining and then back to the bar to shoot some rats