I feel like i've been on pof for so long and rewritten this so many times that if you were to read all of the different versions from the beginning to now you could track my slow descent into madness.
What i meant to say was...
Hey I'm just looking for what everybody else out there is looking for, man. Love. So if you're a cute, nerdy, non-religious, sci-fi/fantasy/horror lover...call me.
Idk. Dinner? Drinks in the rumpus room? Multi-state crime spree? Alien abduction? I don't know how we would go about scheduling something like that. But we'll figure it out. Spiking the punch at an elementary school social event, and laughing maniacally at the intoxicated children. Time traveling to to the big bang to try changing the physical laws of the universe. And my personal favorite...murder/suicide. Classic first date stuff.