keep to myself
basically all of the things that the neighbors of serial killers say about them when they are interviewed by the local tv news
when i hit the update profile button it says my description is too short. so i am just going to spout nonsense until i've written enough to let me update.
i had a dream about being chased by a murderer once. at the time i wasn't old enough to drive but in the dream i jumped in a car that only went 5 mph. the murderer was gaining on me so i drove into a lake and held my breath under water until he though i was dead. when i woke up i was at my great-grandmother's house and she was watching old school Jerry Springer.
when i was in elementary school John Newberg brought a documentary film about tornados to show and tell. our teacher had us watch it and it scared me so much that for the next month i was afraid of wind. i would hide indoors and close the window curtains. just to see grass waving in the slightest breeze scared me because i was worried that it was the beginning of a tornado
i've never not finished a book. even if it is bad. i can't not read it all.
i should try the update button again. here goes nothing
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We should get to know each other online for at least a few years before we have a first date, right? Play it safe. That's my motto. So if we start chatting now, what do you think? Maybe somewhere around the middle of June 2018? We can get coffee.