I hate these damn things with a passion! How in the hell am I suppose to summarize who I am in a rectangle #*$&@ box...!?! Anyway... I'm a single dad with full custody and only exist on this silly ass planet because of my daughter. She's the air that I breathe and without her I wouldn't even attempt to take another breath.
As far as all the other hobbies, music, and why I'm unique; just ask me and I'll tell you. I will say that psychos obsessed with head games and strippers need not apply (unless I'm the only customer your stripping for). I have unwillingly played more than enough mind-%$#%$^ games for this lifetime, so no thanks! It might just be wishful thinking, but I'd like to meet someone for the long term that wouldn't torment my mind or heart any more than it's already been. Something I've learned, the hard way, is never go into relationship because of being unhappy with life and expect that it will fix everything. That can be a hell of a burden to put on the other person, because essentially its expecting that they can magically morph into Superman and launch miracles out of their @%#!
I have never been married and will only marry once. I will never give up as long as I'm not the only one who's trying. I want to find someone who will be the love of my life, but my best friend as well. I can't stand break-ups, so I choose carefully. Well, anyway I guess this is a start.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Well....lets see, first we would ride goats 20+ miles to the river to start things off. When, and if, we make it to the river we could dress up in dolphin costumes and practice doing triple-axle, squirrel flips out of the water and do Flipper impersonations. Then finish off the night going skydiving, but for an extra rush we wouldn't use parachutes.
Sorry...I couldn't resist, but it's difficult for me to answer that without even talking to her first. I'd at least want to know what she likes to do. I'm not going to create some "universal first date".