I'm simple. I promise.
A little about me:
I'm my biggest critic and I'll be your biggest supporter.
I'm honest- ALL of the time.
I think everyone deserves a shot at whatever they dream of.
I try to wear my heart on my sleeve.
I'm girly, but I love getting dirty too.
I'm a work in progress.
I'm sarcastic, and I really hope you are too!
I'm laid back and I go with the flow.
I love to karaoke, but I haven't been in a while.
My dog is my best friend, he has to like you.
A little about what I want:
I want a man who can carry two gallons of milk and a 12 pack at the same time.
I want a man who can look tough but is really a teddy bear.
I want a man who will always be willing to go on adventures.
I want a man who isn't afraid to get dirty.
And because needs are different that wants...
A little about what I need:
Passion, don't half ass anything. Please, use your full ass.
Honesty. Honesty. Honesty.
Please be funny, I am extremely sarcastic and joke around. There is nothing worse than someone who can't handle it.
Anyways, I'd love to hear from you. Anything you wanna know, just ask, I'm an open book.
FYI: I am NOT looking for a booty call or FWB.. No offense. It is not what I want or need in my life. And no matter how many times you ask, no, you can't change my mind. thanks.
And if you are a liar, abuser, cheater or jerk... keep moving. I don't have the patience for your dumb ass.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Doesn't matter to me. I am easy to please lol.