Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well, if that is what you think, I have something to tell you.. something that may shock and discredit you.. and that thing is as follows:
I'm not wearing a tie at all.
Your neutralness, it's a beige alert!
If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello."
Sense of humor
For me to be interested in you, you should:
- Be nice
- Have fifteen different colors in your hair
- Have a tattoo on your left arm of text which reads "this is my left arm tattoo" or of a butterfly
- Be not wanted for murder
- Be wanted for arson
- Be able to perform advanced mathematical functions WITHOUT the use of a calculator
- Have a sense of humor