kalasashburn: I am not technically a fish
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Blackwood terrace, New Jersey
Details
31 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Gemini with Red hair
Intent
kalasashburn Wants a relationship
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Class Clown
Profession
Worker







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Me
Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well, if that is what you think, I have something to tell you.. something that may shock and discredit you.. and that thing is as follows:
I'm not wearing a tie at all.

Your neutralness, it's a beige alert!
If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello."



Turn-ons:
Nice people
Hats
Light switch
Sense of humor
Sesquipedalians

Turn-offs:
Stupid tattoos
Headless horsemen
Light switch

For me to be interested in you, you should:
- Be nice
- Have fifteen different colors in your hair
- Have a tattoo on your left arm of text which reads "this is my left arm tattoo" or of a butterfly
- Be not wanted for murder
- Be wanted for arson
- Be able to perform advanced mathematical functions WITHOUT the use of a calculator
- Have a sense of humor

First Date
Staring contest, minimum of 6 hours
Or we could skip the first date and pretend it went well and start with the 2nd


Mail Settings
To send a message to kalasashburn you MUST meet the following criteria:
Female
Live in United States
Must not be married