kalasashburn: I am not technically a fish
Non-smoker with Average body type
Blackwood terrace, New Jersey
31 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Gemini with Red hair
kalasashburn Wants a relationship
Associates degree
Class Clown

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years

About Me
Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well, if that is what you think, I have something to tell you.. something that may shock and discredit you.. and that thing is as follows:
I'm not wearing a tie at all.

Your neutralness, it's a beige alert!
If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello."

Nice people
Light switch
Sense of humor

Stupid tattoos
Headless horsemen
Light switch

For me to be interested in you, you should:
- Be nice
- Have fifteen different colors in your hair
- Have a tattoo on your left arm of text which reads "this is my left arm tattoo" or of a butterfly
- Be not wanted for murder
- Be wanted for arson
- Be able to perform advanced mathematical functions WITHOUT the use of a calculator
- Have a sense of humor

First Date
Staring contest, minimum of 6 hours
Or we could skip the first date and pretend it went well and start with the 2nd

Mail Settings
To send a message to kalasashburn you MUST meet the following criteria:
Live in United States
Must not be married