About Me
Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well, if that is what you think, I have something to tell you.. something that may shock and discredit you.. and that thing is as follows:
I'm not wearing a tie at all.
Your neutralness, it's a beige alert!
If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello."
Turn-ons:
Nice people
Hats
Light switch
Sense of humor
Sesquipedalians
Turn-offs:
Stupid tattoos
Headless horsemen
Light switch
For me to be interested in you, you should:
- Be nice
- Have fifteen different colors in your hair
- Have a tattoo on your left arm of text which reads "this is my left arm tattoo" or of a butterfly
- Be not wanted for murder
- Be wanted for arson
- Be able to perform advanced mathematical functions WITHOUT the use of a calculator
- Have a sense of humor
First Date
Staring contest, minimum of 6 hours
Or we could skip the first date and pretend it went well and start with the 2nd
Mail Settings
To send a message to
kalasashburn
you MUST meet the following criteria:
Female
Live in United States
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married
kalasashburn
has
2
roses available. Click Send Message to send
kalasashburn
a rose!
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