I like to go out but I also like to stay in and watch a movie. I like sports; my favorite sports teams are [the local sports teams]. I do not particularly like [this local sports team] though. I don't watch [that sport]. I like activities which are fun. I do not like activities which are not fun. I am generic dating profile.
I have no tattoos, no piercings; don't dislike if you have them though
For an idea of my sense of humor, I really like the shows Parks & Recreation, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Comedy Bang Bang, and The Office. Also Seinfeld
I'm not against going out, but I would say my general preference is staying in or doing some activity with friends at someone's house or wherever. Not a big fan of the bar/club scene. I don't like the profiles (as I allude to above) that say they enjoy both. You obviously like one more than the other, so pick one.