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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | Blackwood Terrace New Jersey | ||
| Details | 29 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Gemini with Red hair | ||
| Intent | kalasashburn is looking for a relationship. | Education | Associates degree | ||
| Personality | Class Clown | Profession | Worker |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 2 years |
About Me
Oh, I am, am I? Is that what you think? Well, if that is what you think, I have something to tell you.. something that may shock and discredit you.. and that thing is as follows:
I'm not wearing a tie at all.
Your neutralness, it's a beige alert!
If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello."
Turn-ons:
Nice people
Hats
Light switch
Sense of humor
Sesquipedalians
Turn-offs:
Stupid tattoos
Headless horsemen
Light switch
For me to be interested in you, you should:
- Be nice
- Have fifteen different colors in your hair
- Have a tattoo on your left arm of text which reads "this is my left arm tattoo" or of a butterfly
- Be not wanted for murder
- Be wanted for arson
- Be able to perform advanced mathematical functions WITHOUT the use of a calculator
- Have a sense of humor
I'm not wearing a tie at all.
Your neutralness, it's a beige alert!
If I don't survive, tell my wife "hello."
Turn-ons:
Nice people
Hats
Light switch
Sense of humor
Sesquipedalians
Turn-offs:
Stupid tattoos
Headless horsemen
Light switch
For me to be interested in you, you should:
- Be nice
- Have fifteen different colors in your hair
- Have a tattoo on your left arm of text which reads "this is my left arm tattoo" or of a butterfly
- Be not wanted for murder
- Be wanted for arson
- Be able to perform advanced mathematical functions WITHOUT the use of a calculator
- Have a sense of humor
First Date
Staring contest, minimum of 6 hours
Or we could skip the first date and pretend it went well and start with the 2nd
Or we could skip the first date and pretend it went well and start with the 2nd
Mail Settings
To send a message to
kalasashburn
you MUST meet the following criteria:
Female
Live in United States
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married
Female
Live in United States
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be married
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