Although I enjoy the single life, I would MUCH prefer to have a partner in crime. I thought, since the "we met in the produce department" scenario hasn't really panned out for me, I'd give a dating site a try.
I enjoy intrigue and surprises. I enjoy the company of a fellow smart ass and someone who can appreciate the art of people-watching. Keen personality, quick wit and a sharp sense of humor will take you far with this girl. I appreciate someone who is well educated and a good conversationalist and someone who isn't easily tweaked out. Be aggressive, be assertive and take the lead.