Although I enjoy the single life, I would MUCH prefer to have a partner in crime. I thought, since the "we met in the produce department" scenario hasn't really panned out for me, I'd give a dating site a try.
I enjoy intrigue and surprises, the company of a fellow smart ass and someone who can appreciate the art of people-watching. Keen personality, quick wit and a sharp sense of humor will take you far with this girl. I appreciate someone who is well educated and a good conversationalist and someone who isn't easily tweaked out. Be aggressive, be assertive and take the lead.
Please have the consideration and balls to say you aren't interested rather than ignoring messages from me. I hate that. I do prefer to date within my race. No offense at all intended, just my personal preference.