I'm Landon, I'm from Kentucky with my southern accent all the way down here in south Florida. I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with a bad stuff, I can’t kill a fly, I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. I'm a down to earth southern guy. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?