People usually have a warped sense of themselves so I’ll tell you what the people around me say about me and how they perceive me…
Mom– Always says that I’m a noble soul and that I need to be careful with my heart because I give it away to easily.
Mel- “Who are you kidding? I’m the ice princess and no one can hurt me!”
Dad– Proud of my accomplishments and especially my career.
Mel- “Hell yes, I’m a badass!”
Sis– Always been a role model to her but she thinks I need to stop having so much fun and settle down.
Mel- “I can settle down when I die!”
BFF 1– “Don’t worry, Mel! You’ll find the right guy some day and get married. Look at me, I’m engaged for the second time!”
Mel- “Yeah, both times you’re marrying the wrong dude. See you at the wedding so I can drink your free booze. Love you, muah muah!”
BFF 2 – “You’re hardcore. “
Mel– “It’s totally a front…but I’m awesome at pretending to be. Shh, don’t tell anyone.”
BFF 3 – “I couldn’t ask for a better sister.”
Mel – “We both have real sisters, but we like each other better. So glad you’re in my life.”
Female Gay BFF – “I will revoke you’re butch card if you do not grab those worms and bait your own hook!”
Mel– “Butch card revoked, I’m not touching it. But I’ll fix the broken screen at your house. Just give me some mesh and a staple gun.”
Male Gay BFF 1 – “I wish they made a gay guy version of you, Mel”
Mel – “I wish they made the straight guy version of you.”
Male Gay BFF 2 – “You are the funniest biatch I know! Can I motorboat your boobs?”
Mel– “I know! Um...sure”
Ex-Boyfriend – “Wanna go get drinks? In a non-platonic way…”
Mel– “Hold your breath, I’ll be there shortly…” ;)
Boss – “Let me introduce you to my Corporate Controller. I hired her, she’s like a pitbull. Doesn’t put up with anything and does all the dirty work for me.”
Mel (to the person I just met)– “I swear I’m not a dog, I just get things done and try not to (overly) intimidate people while doing it.”
Favorite Employee – “Mel, you’re so cool and such an understanding boss. Never really had a boss with such good intuition and so much empathy.”
Least Favorite Employee – “What a b!tch!”
Mel– “I know.”
Everyone perceives others and themselves differently. All I can say is that I love and live entirely. My passion for life and those in it is vigorous. My dedication to work is sometimes a bit neurotic, but I wouldn’t be where I’m at today if I didn’t work as hard as I do. I have a kind heart and give of myself to those I trust. Life for me has a defined crispness that I treasure deeply and hope to share with a partner. I exercise regularly but if the chance to go to champagne happy hour with my friends comes up, I will always choose happy hour. I’m a super nerd and love sci fi and chick lit. I’m not the trendiest girl in the world but I when dressed up look way better than the trendy girls. I’m classic, a little old school, a brawler, in tune with my inner child, sarcastic as hell, passionate about people, music soothes my soul, driving with the top down fills my heart with joy, and children scare the crap out of me, but I still yearn for them. I don’t feel sorry for people unless they have a disability…people’s stories usually inspire me or repulse me, you get to make your choices in life, live with them. I’m an athlete, actress, center of attention. I never look back and when I do it is only to remember the lesson learned from mistakes. My smile will brighten a room and my lack of one will usually put others in a sour mood. I smile often. I’m committed and stand by my word, it is my bond. Loyal to a fault…naïve beyond recognition and the lack of malice of my heart usually surprises others. I’ll try most things once. I thank God for all my blessings every day. I honestly couldn’t ask for anything else (Religious fanatical guys, please don’t message me). Although…”God, a cool dude that can keep up and can grow a badass beard would be a great bonus.”
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