Hey guys! My name is Audra. So, none of you gentlemen have a whole hell of a lot in your profiles, so I'm going to try to keep it simple and sweet. All American girl who loves her 9ers and Giants. Things that are important to me are God, family, friends, laughter and kids. 99.8% of the time I know exactly what I want/need, so if you have a problem with figuring out what you want out of life or a girlfriend/partner/whatever, please pass me up. I believe in courting, and I think it is SERIOUSLY underrated. I'd like to find a good man of God who can stand on his own two feet and also who tries every single day to be the man who God created him to be.--I keep getting a lot of messages from guys saying "You expect too much", or "Your standards are too high", which honestly REALLY tickles me and makes me happy because if you're a guy who thinks that, congratulations! You've already figured out we're a poor match :) I am tired of being a person who lives a selfish life and who is of the world and am REALLY tired of dating those kind of guys, too. I probably have a bit of a sick sense of humor and more often than not, I am sarcastic. I am terrifically compassionate, thoughtful and if can help someone out, I will go out of my way to do so. Some of the not so awesome stuff about me? I drastically ping pong back and forth between indecision and making up my mind too soon or too late about situation/person/proposed idea. I probably go off gut instinct WAY too much. I get bored easily. I can be boring. I can definitely pay attention more to things around me that I like to do other than people in front of me who might want my attention. I can be an absolute sweetheart if you treat me with kindness, courtesy & respect, but I can also be a firecracker and will not hesitate to tell you to go to Hell if you screw me over. If I were a better writer, I'd like to be a travel writer just so I could get paid to be the wandering nomad I am at heart. I can be either extremely messy or OCD clean and have a crap response to my OCD clean areas getting messed up. I cannot stand bad attitudes or self pity. Suck it up, Cupcake. I don't know how to portray the damsel in distress who needs a big, strong man to rescue her and frankly, I have no interest in acting like I do... If you really want to know more, you're going to have to ask. If you're full of crap, keep moving, and also if you're one of those guys who is too pretty to get out in a pasture and shovel horse sh_t with me, pass me on up. Good luck out there!
Oh hey guys... Please for the love of Mike stop turning your ballcap bills up and leaving the sticker on. Seriously. It's not cool.
Let's figure it out when we get there.
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