I have no hobbies of note, neither any goals or aspirations. What makes me unique is I'm a bump on a log, nothing about me stands out at all, I am the most boring individual you will ever meet. Don't worry, you shall soon forget me if you ever meet me. Music is the work of the devil and I will have nothing to do with it whatsoever.
I plan to complain loudly about everything, use my worst manners, and be an obnoxious boor. I might even slip a note to the waiter saying I've been kidnapped and he needs to contact the authorities. After I'm dropped off, I'll call and text you about 15 times an hour, then mail disturbing stalker letters to your work, follow you incessantly until you obtain a restraining order.