I have 5 kids with 6 baby mommas. I live on my moms futon and beg for change to make ends meet. I'll always ask you for money and rides to my local heroin dealer. I'll give you 3-4 non lethal STD's and beg you to take me in. If I don't sound like a catch you're just plain bananas.
Btw in case you didn't already know the stuff I said in the first paragraph isn't entirely true..... I don't beg for change I snatch purses.
Talked to a few lovely ladies but it seems that they just want to text for weeks. If you're not looking forward to meeting in person you're wasting my time. Can't gauge how we'll get along if we don't hang out. I have a seven year old daughter that I'd break necks for so I have respect. One last thing......I smoke bud. Soooooo..... Get your judge Judy on. And if you hit the meet me button and then I message you just to ignore my message you're a funking retard! And I must've write someone with intimate encounters or something because I can't message some of you. But I never really look at intent on the profile page when I send a message I wasn't actually looking for a one nighter. I'm looking for more like several fortnights haha.