"When you judge another, you don't define them, you define yourself."
As Real as it gets...I am 45 year old "Gumma" that's my grand daughter's version of Gramma- ...I wouldn't trade it for anything...its like all the joy of having a child...BUT you can give it back when its smells bad!
I am photographer by trade......
I have never been married....
I make my own espresso.....I can actually cook.....
I have one child (it only took me ONCE to realize 8 pounds doesn't t exit your body with any degree of modesty or comfort) Her name is Jessica.
I am 5'6(5'9 ? with heels which incidentally are my favorite kind of shoes I don't even own sneakers-I love FISHING I can even do my own worms if forced to I like the smelly rubber ones, they're not as squishy and they don't scream when you stick a hook in their head and again in their butt :-)
I am not a waif so if your idea of attractive is a size 3 you better set your sights some place else and take aim.
I'm ready for love... real, passionate, unbridled, hold on to anything ya don't wanna lose this is gunna be one wild ride, kinda love... (And NO I don't mean sex... sex is good, but I want all the other stuff that goes along with a relationship - holding hands - kissing (god I love kissing!) etc...)have I mentioned this already......?
I usually say what's on my mind....My favorite saying is "Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic!" well....unless it harms small children and or old people...then I try to hold my tongue....and its not easy you know..I am a Scorpio...
New adventures....well that depends....if we are talking...hurling myself out of a completely functioning aircraft....chances are slim unless I have been rendered unconscious....but if you idea of adventure...consists of slow dancing......in the middle of a busy street whilst we make our own music....you have a better shot...:) *smile* or making love at the beach...and NO this is NOT a 1st date activity!!!!
What I want in a Man-- Physically?---Not chiseled in stone--but chiseled ain't all bad *grin*, and not keen on facial hair and nothing that cant be remedied with a razor whilst you sleep :-)
I like a taller man at least 5'9 or so (so I can wear my heels), not to skinny I am a big girl well depending on whom you put me beside, for instance if you stand me next to -- oh say.."Rosie O'donnel" I think she'd tip the scale a lil more than me...so its all relative...right?
And the not so physical--Kind considerate intelligent (the last thing that I want is a man with the IQ of George Jetson on two bottles of NyQuil) open-minded funny, caring. If your idea of a fun Saturday night consists of drinks at the bar at The Ramada inn, please move on. If you've read the Jeff Dahmer Story-with a smile and a hi-liter I m sorry but I just don't think things will work out!
My idea of a first date...hmmm.....well as long as I don't wake up in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney.....I am pretty much up to anything...:)
Things I like....
--I love Kissing, I think it can be the most sensual thing two people can do (if done right)..:-)
--walking in the rain
--making out--I love KISSING
--laying on the beach at night.....just star gazing
--the smell of clean sheets
--the feel of breathe on my neck
--pot roast (especially mine)
--walking in the woods
--riding my bike
--driving to no where in particular
--being in love (kinda)..:0)
All in all, I'm looking for someone to come home everyday that will greet me with a smile.
I was asked recently to describe my Perfect Kiss...this is as close as I can get...
My Perfect Kiss....starts from across the room...with our eyes meeting....I turn away....but subtly glance back to see if you are still looking....and you are...you walk towards me slowly, confidently....never breaking eye contact.....when you reach me you slide your hands down my arms...and take my hands, then restraining my wrists just slightly, and pressing close to me, your lips travel close to mine...not actually touching them, but I can feel your breath on my face...as if to tease me for a moment or so....then our lips meet ever so softly.....no tongue yet...just lips memorizing each part of the others....your hands move up to and envelope my face without your lips moving even once......you pull back for a moment...and look me in the eyes, then close your eyes and come near again, our lips touch, you slightly part mine with your own, I can feel you tracing my lips with your tongue, as though it were asking permission to enter...I put my hands on your face pulling you in, .... wrapping your mouth in mine...I use my tongue...and invite you in....feeling you surrender and hearing you breath in deeply...I know.....you are mine......
Don't be offended if I don't email you back, I appreciate your message, but I know what I am looking for and I don't want to waste anyone's time on here.
if THIS ----> " im just saying bb nice ass sexy lags wow how are you doing with your pritty eyes and sweet smile to i like all of it your a little hoty Iam just whating to make you smile" ( yes this was an actual note from someone)
if this is YOUR idea of a GREAT First note to send someone...save yourself the time...DON'T BOTHER!
"Truth never is a sin; it just is uncomfortable."
so what's with ....TOO MANY LOLLIPOPS
We find a lollipop we want, but wait...that other lollipop looks good over there too! And what about that one, and maybe I should try that one instead! We all develop ADD and can't remain focused on the one lollipop because there are so many lollipops to choose from. We then get overwhelmed by all the lollipops and often end up with no candy at all, or get so picky, we never can chose. Some of us try a few lollipops only to discover they are not the flavour we expected.
Some have been mislabeled and others are not even lollipops at all! Some of us leave the store in complete exasperation, but a lot of us come back in. Still searching for that elusive perfect lollipop....but can we keep focused and realize when we do find a good lollipop, we should leave the store with it and not go back in.
Too many people seek the curiosity to keep looking after they have met someone and need to continue their hunt. I am not one of those lollipops …………………….. are you?
I am a fan of dinner dates, or blues club...its a comfortable setting usually and you can talk..unlike the movies or clubs.
So ..umm....what does it mean when a man adds a women to his FAVOURITE list and then does not mail her...
A) He's shy and working up his nerve?
B) He's trying to come up with something interesting to say?
C) He just wants to stalk her POF login times
D) He is waiting for her to write?
Just Wondering? *smile*
Ok I kinda liked this one....
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist"......The proctologist fainted.
You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
Loving Wife hahahaha
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
After tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill Both of us !!! Be strong, honey. I love you!'His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too.'
As a friend, all I can offer is:
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry **stard who made you feel that way.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will congratulate you on finally doing so *smirk*.
4. When you are worried, I will tell you to quit your whining and share boring scenarios about how much worse things could be.
5. When you are confused, I will use little words.
-----\\///-----Who Died Of Cancer or is fighting it....I love you mom..:)