iamscarletfever2010: As real as it gets...
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Sedro-woolley, Washington
49 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Scorpio
iamscarletfever2010 is actively seeking a relationship.
Associates Degree


I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other

About Me
I have just relocated from Florida BRRR and FYI I have both US and Canadian citizenship, and dont need a GREENCARD...stop asking lol

I am back and forth from WhiteRock to Burlington...

My adventures in WASHINGTON

***We interrupt your regularly scheduled program***....I was at a grocery story in Ferndale this afternoon ....( I am from Florida---and do not watch foot ball so keep that in mind through my story).....so I am wandering around...and hit the ladies room....as I am sitting there I hear people start screaming....and SCREAMING LOUD...so I am thinking Zombie Apocalypse....and half expected to be eaten alive near the tomatoes and parsnips as I exit the bathroom...as soon as I left ....some strange man jumped me as I entered the produce area from the corridor( I KNEW IT I THOUGHT) then he hugged me and kissed me on the cheek, ....as i was about to beat him off with my hand bag...he and about 100 people in the store were all yelling...They won, They won....and assuming from the still human glow in their eyes they didnt mean the zombies ( whew)...so of course i ask who won, and what did they win...and YES they looked at me like i was from MARS!!!....and about 12 yelled the SEAHAWKS...I'm like Oh,,,,YAY!!! .....and walked to my car ....not asking what a Seahawk was ...as not to embarrass myself any further lol...the radio cleared up the mystery for me.

...so of course, i go to youtube and see what all the fuss is about...I may have to start watching football, that was pretty good!! lol....though.... the only thing that i could tell was...that they were behind...and then came from behind to win...but I do not understand the game yet....:(

****NOTE when i say facial hair I MEAN...---> scruff is ok, its that 20 year old grey 10 inch long beard yellowed from 3 packs of cigarettes a day with half of last seasons "kill" still left in it...that i am referring to!!!

The first things people usually notice about me....My smile...:) ...my eyes.....and my swift sarcasm.....i think its pure comedy, but it gets me in trouble alot

(or but hoping its my smile...lol))

As Real as it gets...I am 47 year old "Gumma" that's my grand daughter's version of Gramma- ...I wouldn't trade it for anything...its like all the joy of having a child...BUT you can give it back when its smells bad!

If I was meant to be controlled...I would have come with a REMOTE!

I am photographer by trade......
I have never been married....
I make my own espresso.....I can actually cook.....

I have one child (it only took me ONCE to realize 8 pounds doesn't t exit your body with any degree of modesty or comfort) Her name is Jessica.

I am 5'6(5'9 ? with heels which incidentally are my favorite kind of shoes I don't even own sneakers-I love FISHING I can even do my own worms if forced to I like the smelly rubber ones, they're not as squishy and they don't scream when you stick a hook in their head and again in their butt :-)

I am not a waif so if your idea of attractive is a size 3 you better set your sights some place else and take aim.

I'm ready for love... real, passionate, unbridled, hold on to anything ya don't wanna lose this is gunna be one wild ride, kinda love... (And NO I don't mean sex... sex is good, but I want all the other stuff that goes along with a relationship - holding hands - kissing (god I love kissing!) etc...)have I mentioned this already......?

I usually say what's on my mind....My favorite saying is "Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic!" well....unless it harms small children and or old people...then I try to hold my tongue....and its not easy you know..I am a Scorpio...

New adventures....well that depends....if we are talking...hurling myself out of a completely functioning aircraft....chances are slim unless I have been rendered unconscious....but if you idea of adventure...consists of slow dancing......in the middle of a busy street whilst we make our own music....you have a better shot...:) *smile* or making love at the beach...and NO this is NOT a 1st date activity!!!! :P

What I want in a Man-- Physically?---Not chiseled in stone--but chiseled ain't all bad *grin*, and not keen on facial hair and nothing that cant be remedied with a razor whilst you sleep :-)

I like a taller man at least 5'9 or so (so I can wear my heels), not to skinny I am a big girl well depending on whom you put me beside, for instance if you stand me next to -- oh say.."Rosie O'donnel" I think she'd tip the scale a lil more than me...so its all relative...right?

And the not so physical--Kind considerate intelligent (the last thing that I want is a man with the IQ of George Jetson on two bottles of NyQuil) open-minded funny, caring. If your idea of a fun Saturday night consists of drinks at the bar at The Ramada inn, please move on. If you've read the Jeff Dahmer Story-with a smile and a hi-liter I m sorry but I just don't think things will work out!

My idea of a first date...hmmm.....well as long as I don't wake up in a bathtub full of ice, missing a kidney.....I am pretty much up to anything...:)

Things I like....
--I love Kissing, I think it can be the most sensual thing two people can do (if done right)..:-)
--walking in the rain
--making out--I love KISSING
--laying on the beach at night.....just star gazing
--comedy clubs
--live music
--the smell of clean sheets
--the feel of breathe on my neck
--pot roast (especially mine)
--candles burning
--bubble baths
--walking in the woods
--riding my bike
--driving to no where in particular
--being in love (kinda)..:0)

All in all, I'm looking for someone to come home everyday that will greet me with a smile.

I was asked recently to describe my Perfect Kiss...this is as close as I can get...

My Perfect Kiss....starts from across the room...with our eyes meeting....I turn away....but subtly glance back to see if you are still looking....and you are...you walk towards me slowly, confidently....never breaking eye contact.....when you reach me you slide your hands down my arms...and take my hands, then restraining my wrists just slightly, and pressing close to me, your lips travel close to mine...not actually touching them, but I can feel your breath on my face...as if to tease me for a moment or so....then our lips meet ever so softly.....no tongue yet...just lips memorizing each part of the others....your hands move up to and envelope my face without your lips moving even once......you pull back for a moment...and look me in the eyes, then close your eyes and come near again, our lips touch, you slightly part mine with your own, I can feel

First Date
I am a fan of dinner dates, or blues club...its a comfortable setting usually and you can talk..unlike the movies or clubs.

Ok I kinda liked this one....

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist"......The proctologist fainted.

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
--Sam Keen

Loving Wife hahahaha

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
After tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up & goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill Both of us !!! Be strong, honey. I love you!'His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I love you too.'

As a friend, all I can offer is:
1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry **stard who made you feel that way.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will congratulate you on finally doing so *smirk*.
4. When you are worried, I will tell you to quit your whining and share boring scenarios about how much worse things could be.
5. When you are confused, I will use little words.

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