I would like to think I'm a pretty grounded, laid-back individual with a good (sometimes a bit off-color or sarcastic) sense of humor and a friendly disposition.
I live in the country, and I rather enjoy it, but I'm a chameleon. I'm not a "doomsday prepper", but I think I could hold my own during a zombie apocalypse. I love my neighbors, but I would eat them before I ate my dogs. I drive the #1 lesbian car according to Google. Apparently lesbians and I have a lot in common. If you're a lesbian, maybe we can be friends. If you're a hot lesbian we can definitely be friends. I've been told I look better in person. I don't know why, but if you're on the fence maybe that will help. I crossfit. I have a good job. It suits me. I love music. Sometimes I forget to wear pants. I had a huge beard last summer. It was awesome. Blah blah like to have fun blah not psycho killer blah blah blah nobody reads this far anyway yada yada. I'm easy-going and easy to talk to, so if you think we'd get along then drop me a line.