OK look. It's pretty simple. Put a picture and words on here that accurately depicts you. Is it that difficult people? Also, if you're pictured with a lot of people and you don't tell me which one you are..really? Chances are I'm wishing you're the hot friend.
I've been told that I need to put more in my profile about myself. SO, here goes; I'm a mix of the guy you want to take home to Mother AND the guy she always warned you about. I have a lot of diversity in my musical, film and food tastes and am open to pretty much anything. ACCEPT plunging towards the earth with a parachute strapped to my back that some guy named Chip packed while smoking a bong and eating a burrito.
I believe in treating people as you want to be treated and I have very little patience for people who act like they are above this simple rule of life. I believe in open, honest communication with those that you trust. Sadly, I'm finding that as we get older, finding people you can trust becomes harder and harder to find.
I'm over the club scene as I've never been the DB type to pretend to be something I'm not. I'm not a $40k millionaire. I've had money, lost money, had things, lost things etc. And as I'm on my way back up this time, I have made a promise to my self to enjoy it more and place more importance on the things that ARE important. I like nice things, but don't put value on most THINGS. So if you're a materialstic person at heart, I don't judge you, but we wouldn't make a good match. I'd rather buy you a Michael Koors bag on a whim, then be with someone who expects it on her birthday.
I'm far from perfect. In fact, I would say I'm in a rebuilding stage in my life. But am definitely over the hardship parts. So you'd be getting me on the way up.
I'm looking for a woman with integrity, passion, a good self image (no matter her situation) and is at a place in her life where she wants to share herself with the RIGHT man. If dating is a sport for you, then just pass me on by. I'm a one woman guy and how are we going to get to know one another if you're out every night with a different guy?
I'm looking for a woman who is independent yet knows her life will be more full with someone in it. Someone who is open to a serious relationship and isn't going to punish me for the men of her past. Someone who is adventurous, but not dangerous. Someone who is confident in her appearance and her body, but someone who isn't conceited. Someone who is passionate about life and isn't afraid to experience true romance and passion with her man. This describes me to a T.
Chemistry is a must as mutual attraction is very important. That being said, I'm not looking just into appearances. I want the fantasy package please. This DOES NOT mean that I'm looking for perfection. I have no perfect notion of what size you should be or how you should look. I'm certainly not perfect and I do not expect anyone else to be. HOWEVER, if you're sexually repressed or anti-sex because your ex was more into porn than you, then get some therapy THEN contact me. Also, I'm not 18. I'm not into "sport f'n". Please have some substance.
FYI, when I perv your 1x1 thumbnail picture I'm looking to try and figure out what you look like in the morning without your makeup, looking to see if there is sincerity in your eyes, looking to see if you have kissable lips and I'm trying to imagine what it would be like to be staring into your eyes while we just sit and hold hands in silence. However, I enjoy conversing about lifes events and hope to find someone who has an opinion and can articulate that opinion. We don't have to agree. Sometimes debating can be fun.
Believe it or not, I do actually read your profile to make sure you have a sense of yourself and a sense of humor. I don't care so much about your past or current circumstances, but more trying to get a sense of what you want in the future. If I feel we will have things to talk about and that we may have some all round chemistry, I will either send you a message or just "favorite" you and put the ball in your court. Not that I don't have anything to say, but I don't wanna be "that guy" and send a ton of emails to try and catch the 1. I"m not into playing the numbers game. I have a pretty good idea of what I am looking for.
SO, if you made it this far, email me because you've definitely earned a cookie. This has been 3 or 4 minutes of your life that you can never get back. What are you going to do with the next 3 or 4 minutes? 3 or 4 years? 30 or 40 years?
I would take you to the 7 eleven and we would look at the milk cartons and see if anyone is missing us. THEN, we would go to the porn theatre and look for used chewing gum or some unused tissues. Maybe have some chicken. Someone emailed and asked "what would we do with the unused tissues?". FABULOUS QUESTION. 1st option of course would be to recycle. You know, global warming and stuff. Then I thought, hell no, we'll sell the unused tissues to people entering the theater