Deep-hearted classy sexy artist looking for a tall handsome mountain man with a sweet old soul and a hot body.
My large group of gorgeous girlfriends are very important to me and if you can't handle me going out alone with them a couple times a month, you, my man, are too insecure for me. My man has healthy guys in his life, because I can't possibly be his ALL, ever. Your guys are who you call when your woman says "hey, my gf is getting us together it's ladies only!" or "Rach and I are going to go out dancing, you can come if you'd like." Your reaction better be something like..."Coooooool babe, I'm calling Joe because there is a game that I want to watch." These men are there for you when you are struggling, celebrating, or just hanging, some you haven't seen for years but they are still your guys. For those sports fans...know I hate organized sports and religion. Politics are right up there with my typical guy things I hate too!
I'm very close to being an empty nester. I've spent the last 20 years raising my two daughters. My girls are beautiful, incredibly intelligent, good citizens of Colorado and i am very proud of both of them. I wouldn't trade being their mama for anything. I'm done raising children and if you are done as well, you know exactly what I'm talking about :D. However, I recently (Dec 11th) became a grandma, and I can honestly say, i have recently fallen in love with a man. He is 'my lil' man' grandson, but I fell in love nonetheless!
I am told i look exactly like my pics and younger than my age. I can pull off a sexy little black dress and 4" heels on Saturday night and a bikini and cutoffs and barefoot on Sunday afternoon floating in a boat. I'm comfy with either :)
These seem like common sense, but the dating cesspool demands that I say it, no matter who is offended. If you are offended by any of the following, you are in the 90% of men I never meet. I apologize profusely IF you are offended, please don't take it personally. Life is too short to waste any ones time, mine or yours. I'm OK with those odds. The following list is incredibly entertaining for me. You guys either LOVE it (and message me and tell me so on a regular basis) or you HATE it (and I've only gotten three messages hating it). All I'm trying to get across is that I try to live a balanced life and have no time for those of you who don't. This list is about that balance.
PLEASE contact me if you...
... have children.
... eat a good diet of fresh fruits, vegetables and red meat.
... are fit because of the previous diet and regular exercise.
... feed and clean up after yourself.
... are protective of the things and people you love.
... are self sufficient and encourage me to be so as well.
... respect the women in your life and if asked those women would verify this.
... are secure with and love yourself.
... have a good group of guys in your life, who hold you accountable and love you no matter what.
... value words and uses them wisely
... will dance with me even if you can't dance and encourage me to go out with the girls, because without dancing, I'm nada!
... will encourage me in my art, whatever it is, at the time.
... laugh with me when I need it and cry with me when I need that.
... are spontaneous but also a planner.
... can keep a flexible schedule and will be ok if I am running 15 min late as long as I call.
... you love hiking a trail as much as cheering on your football team.
... you can grill MY steak medium rare.
... your family has mutual respect, even though we are all bat shite crazy and dysfunctional.
... like to exercise in moderation, outdoors or indoor pool.
... are socially 420 friendly (bohemian?!?!)
... like to hike (near an ocean, river, lake, or creek) and love to swim or play in said water.
... seek a daily belly laugh (it's good for the abs!)
... keep you political and religious (or atheism) beliefs to yourself.
DO NOT contact me if you...
... are a felon (especially not "the suicide standoffs w/police" guys, registered sex offenders, and wife beaters that I seem to attract).
... don't want me to google you
... are married, just separated or super recently divorced (less than a year or two)
... live with your ex, your adult children, your parents or your exes parents :P (why do I have to say this sh*t!?!)
... have young children (under 12.)
... work out more than 3-4 times a week (I'll view you as a gym rat)
... work 60+ hours weekly, I'll view you as a workaholic (occasional overtime is fine and encouraged!)
... have no regular income.
... can't even come close to being able to spell any of the previous words.
... are offended by my previous or next deal breakers.
... are uneducated, either in university or the school of hard knocks.
... sleep on your couch, with the dog and cat, with the tv blaring... instead of alone, quiet in your bed. (If you allow your pets to sleep with you, there's no room for me (not to mention I'm soooooo allergic to pet dander, ESPECIALLY CAT!).
... are religious and judgmental
... are a zealot, right-winged fundamentalist (usually accompanies previous deal breaker) I'm "A-political", so I won't play with either side!)
... have estranged relationships with any of your children or your parents (siblings? mmmm.... that's a totally different story!)
... can't handle the fact that I will drop everything, at any ones expense, for my 18 & 20 yo daughters.
... walk into a room with me by your side & you morph into a jealous psychopath because some guy is checking me out.
... attempt to tell me what to wear, drive, eat, drink, or create.
... are a cheap b@stard.
... will tell me you love me or even elude to that way too early (2nd date? wth?) or ask me to marry you 30 days after our first date.
... want me to be your personal trainer :P (get off the couch yourself buddy!)
... freak out when you discover some, seems to me unimportant idiosyncrasy, that I posses. IE: like I am perpetually late, but I will never stand you up or I suck at house keeping or..... or.... or...I could go on and on as to why I'm as bat shite crazy as all the other females we know. So, I'm sure I'd be able to find something about you that I find annoying, but I won't say anything about it because I like to pick my battles sparingly and expect the same from you.
& last, but not least....
... have bad hygiene (you don't shower daily or use deodorant)
Yes my experiences have made me very aware and protective of my lifestyle, daughters and peace. It's required. Some of my life motos are....
"I'd rather be alone than wish I was."
"You steal my peace you gotta GO!"
"Those with nothing to hide, hide nothing"
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