This profile is officially frozen. I am no longer taking applications as I have found a worthy candidate. She and I are now in negotiations to further our relationship and improve the overall well being of one another.
I thank you for all of your interests and inquiries. It has been quite a bizarre ride interacting with some of you. I've been told many fascinating things about myself from some very choice individuals. I unintentionally insulted someone's canine once... new for me. Aside from the challenges, I enjoyed the people I met on here. It was an experience I can't possibly forget.
We will see if the sands of time bring me back to this bloody pool of dating pitfalls,