hahaha..... where do i begin. i have been on this site afew times so im aware of what i want and what I don't. for instance if you don t have a job stop reading now.....thanks. if all your pics are taken in a hotel room.if u are a drug addict.if u know honey boo boos real name.if it bothers you that i do not use capital letters.if u refer to your pets as they are your children its not gonna work. if your pics are from your senior year in high school.if for some reason you call me in the middle of the nite and your 6 year old is still awake yelling in the back ground.i have nothing against older women as long as they don t look like they could be one of the golden girls.if you are a snack away from 400 its not gonna work either. its been brought to my attention im drinkin in all my pics i don t drink all the time. .im looking for someone i click with that has some of the same interests good sense of humor and morals.if your talkin to 24 other guys please don t waste my time.also if you just want a text buddy and have no intention of meeting im not interested. if you think my profiles rude im sorry im just trying to be honest so theres no miss communication and were on the same page.i have my son every saturday so if thats a problem sorry but he comes first and i dont bring him around anyone unless were in a serious relationship. i am completely aware guys look at pics and women read profiles.im not even gonna lie if your profile looks like a novel chances are i didn t read it.just to put it all out there on the table i am not gonna come up with a bunch of crappy or clever pick up lines.if you wanna talk thats fine if you don t you don t.i am an adult and understand.also just for the record i did not cover my body with tattoos to further a career at hot topic in the mall.all my tattoos mean something to me so if you are covered in tribal traditional or Asian tattoos its probably not gonna work. i am very funny hansom and sarcastic individual who doesn t like liars or posers . if you think im someone you would like to date let me know i don t discriminate im not mean and i don t bite.