Let me walk you through a day in the life of the one and only Tommy Collins.
I wake up and check my phone, as I'm sure we all do. I rarely have anything because I'm a lonely old cuss, I then rub my head and go back to sleep.
I get up soon after and pleasure myself in the shower. Not in a sexual way, I just take pleasure in a good morning shower. After I clean my teeth, I eat a small breakfast, which then frustrates me because I feel the need to clean my teeth again. I don't.
No person wants to hear about work. It's a space filler when the fun conversation dies.
I head to the gym to continue the slippery pursuit of carving the perfect body out of what I hope to look like vanilla flavored granite. It's a tiring process with very little payout considering we are all going to die regardless.
Here comes the favorite part of my day! Dinner. Enough said. If you love to cook there is a great chance I'll marry you right now. No strings attached.
if you can dance along with that...game over..I'll be spellbound.
All jokes aside, I'm a pretty simple guy these days and I live a pretty simple life. I've had my wild times and they sometimes reach up with cold, party decorated fingers to clutch at my ankles, but over all I like it simple.
I love sitting in my hot tub and relaxing. I'm on the sarcastic teasing end of the personality spectrum but when things get real I'm a really caring person you can count on.
I think Vanilla Twilight is about the cutest song out there.
I am a fan of big boobies, and unrelated I think its sad when girls have things like "If you've been to prison 6 times, don't bother" on their profile...that shouldn't even need to specified and I feel sorry for you all from the quality of my fellow man.
I don't know what I hope to gain from this, but I know it can't hurt. And if nothing else comes, I hope to make some friends.
Good luck ya'll..(I'm not a hick)
Ps why do people just stop responding? And who does Ted Mosby end up with?!?