Looking for a woman that's going to treat me like the King I am. What?? Thought I would turn the tables on you so ya can hear how ridiculous it sounds.
I want to be rich enough to have panda bear meat imported to the house! I don't have pictures posted with my shirt off but I have great nipples. I know how important nipples are to a gal. Pandas are endangered because they taste great and are too lazy to hump. I don't like the word 'hump' I visualize really bad sex. It's what a dog does to your leg.
I download music for free and I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a gangsta? Maybe a mild gangsta. If we found Mermaids in the ocean some people would try to make love to them and others would try to eat them. Why can't we do both? Can't wait to eat farm raised Mermaids.
I don't wear a scent, but one of my Grandfathers smelt like English Leather, and the other like Old Spice. I'm thinking about mixing the two scents and wearing it as a tribute. I don't know how popular that will be with the people within my scent bubble.
I don't own pets but I'll pet the crap out of yours. You're fun loving? What sort of lunatic doesn't love fun?