Age: 37
Long term
cozypants: My Headline sucks? Your Headline sucks!
Non-smoker with Average body type
Norman, Oklahoma
40 year old Man, 6' 3" (191cm), New Age
Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
cozypants is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors degree
Free Thinker

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years

About Me
Looking for a woman that's going to treat me like the King I am. What?? Thought I would turn the tables on you so ya can hear how ridiculous it sounds.

I want to be rich enough to have panda bear meat imported to the house! I don't have pictures posted with my shirt off but I have great nipples. I know how important nipples are to a gal. Pandas are endangered because they taste great and are too lazy to hump. I don't like the word 'hump' I visualize really bad sex. It's what a dog does to your leg.

I download music for free and I feel pretty good about it. Does that make me a gangsta? Maybe a mild gangsta. If we found Mermaids in the ocean some people would try to make love to them and others would try to eat them. Why can't we do both? Can't wait to eat farm raised Mermaids.

I don't wear a scent, but one of my Grandfathers smelt like English Leather, and the other like Old Spice. I'm thinking about mixing the two scents and wearing it as a tribute. I don't know how popular that will be with the people within my scent bubble.

I don't own pets but I'll pet the crap out of yours. You're fun loving? What sort of lunatic doesn't love fun?

First Date
Play in a field of flowers with 12 kittens. Maybe milk a cow and go ballroom dancing. Feed lady bugs or just meet for a drink.

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