I don't have dirty elbows you shouldn't either :)
For those of you saying "Bonnie looking for her Clyde". They were horrible humans who murdered innocent people! Bonnie shot and killed a pregnant woman!! Why don't you just say "Eva looking for her Adolf" while you're at it.
Please stop doing the Julia Roberts big laugh pose! You had a good orthodontist...we get it. Don't say you're looking for a serious relationship and have pictures that are 1 inch away from qualifying as a colonoscopy. I feel that I should tell some of you that A LOT is two words not ONE.
I don't own pets but I'll pet the crap out of yours. I secretly want to experience a period and feel what it's like. Just one!! I guess it isn't a secret anymore. Somali pirates and I have similar musical taste (they hate Britney Spears). I have pretty eclectic taste buds when it comes to music and food. Can my taste buds taste music? Yes.
I'm looking for a delightful lady. A person my Grandma and Grandpa would say, "I like that little lady".