You do the math... if you are young enough to be my son, I am not interested, end of conversation. Save us both the time and just move along.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am somebody's shot of whiskey!
Deal breaker: If you are young enough to be my child, conversation closed, don't waste our time.
Two questions for you...
•How tall are you? Yes, size does matter.
•On a scale from (1) Mickey Mouse to (10) Sam Elliott, where does your voice rate?
Thanks for looking at my profile. If you wanna know something about me, just ask.
You must not live more than 30 minutes away.