I am not looking for a man to pay my bills, etc. I take care of business, I make a decent buck. I will not be your sugar mama though, so if you live with your mama, do not inquire within. If she lives with YOU, that is ok.
I like tattoos, confidence, stability, integrity, common sense. I go for regular guys, not super-stud chick magnets.
I am well read, mild-mannered, low-key, and a seemingly educated professional ;). I can hold my own in any setting, among many types. Plenty of morals, class, manners, and standards here too. High standards doesn't mean I am a prude. I'm quite the opposite when the day is done. ;') I have a smutty sense of humor, but then I tend to be bashful on first meet. NOTE: Please, gentlemen, don't send me pictures of your unit. It will get you the exact opposite of what you want. OK?
I have and want no children, can I share yours? Of course they are your first priority. I will not compete with them for your attention.
I am always a lady in public and... yes I am chronically sexy. But can we please leave the house once in a while?! Yes, I WILL crack you up eventually. I am a clown whenever possible, certain restrictions apply, see store for details.
Ok lastly, I cannot tolerate the woe-is-me whiner types. Be happy! The opposite will get you nowhere in life.