I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it. If you don't send it right back. I wanna be on you.
I don't know how to put this, but... I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Message me if you have a sense of humor.
That is all.
We start the night dancing in our best clothes. You leave the dance hall just before midnight, leaving your glass slipper behind. I pick it up and bring it to you while on my magic carpet. We take a magic carpet ride and tour the wonders of the ancient world within a few hours time (ignoring things like physics while doing so). I bring you back to my place and we dance some more, while my kitchen appliances sing "be our guest" to you. At the end of the night, we kiss, and I suddenly change from a beast-like appearance to a prince! Then, I lean down and whisper softly into your ear: "I want to be on you."