(I don't usually send first messages, since no one wants to be bothered by a fat chick.)
Hello, my name is Tia.
And I am unlike any person you have ever or will ever meet.
I'm a very nice person.
As well as border-line brutally honest.
Lying is for the weak.
I like to talk things out, everything.
I'm not shy.
I am very outgoing and personable.
I go out of my way to make sure others are happy before myself.
I know how to behave in the various situations of life.
I'm confident and well-mannered, proper and intelligent.
I put my all into any relationship.
Very loyal and caring.
I don't let the little things get to me.
I can roll with the punches.
I'm sarcastic as all hell.
I swear like it's my job.
I can make you laugh your ass off.
I'm a cuddle fiend.
And super-duper affectionate.
I love hanging out with my friends.
I wear dresses more often than not.
I stay up late constantly.
I even pull all-nighters every so often.
I'm a non-theist.
I'm physically unfit.
Or in other words, just another fat girl in the sea of many.
I have a terrible self image. (Not surprising)
I smoke cigarettes daily.
I consume mass amounts of caffeinated drinks.
I smoke marijuana very frequently.
I have never and will never indulge in ANY other drug.
I drink whiskey and hard cider on the weekends.
I have a very high sex drive. Very high.
I will never breed, ever.
I'm not here for a fling.
I'm trying to find someone I really connect with, for a real lasting relationship.
I live in a 2-bedroom apartment, by myself.
With two awesome cats.
I drive a shitty Ford Taurus.
And I work two office jobs.
(Utilicon/Clear Reads in Cleveland and RE/MAX Traditions in Mentor.)
I play a ton of World of Warcraft in my free time.
Or, recently, have been re-watching Star Trek: The Original Series.
(I'm obsessed with Science Officer Spock!)
I'm pretty much not into excersize at all, and if you are, we probably won't click.
i.e. - meatheads, lifters, gym junkies, et cetera.
My brain is my primary focus.
Intelligence is everything to me.
One of the questions I get asked more often than not is, "How many tattoos and piercings do you have?"
9 piercings. (21 was the most at once.)
15 tattoos. Over 48 hours of work.
My chest piece is known as Flamel's Cross.
It's an alchemist symbol for the Law of Equivalent Exchange.
And yes, it has been popularized by the anime series Full Metal Alchemist.
My other tattoos include:
- Pokémon (4)
- Neon Genesis Evangelion (2)
- World of Warcraft (2)
- Super Mario
- Gears of War
- No children
- Never married
- Within an hour drive
- Has their own vehicle
- Seeking a long term relationship
- 420 participation/acceptance
- Older than me
- Average weight+
- PC savvy/PC gamer
- No shaved heads/bald
- No goatees or chinstrap beards
'Gangstas', 'Juggalos', and 'Country Boys' need not apply.