Yo, senorita... soy de Santa Monica...
A Fun facts about the past
I have lived in California for a total of 24 years, but not consecutively.
I have been to 13 countries and will be in my 14th soon (18 if you count airport stops or passing through via train) and spent about a year total in Central America/Mexico.
Estudié español en tres paises hispano hablantes. Tuve un condominio en Costa Rica por tres años pero lo vendí hace un año.
I have driven by myself from the Florida panhandle to Southern California twice. Once the other direction.
With friends, I have road-tripped from Alabama to Colorado and back twice, and once from Alabama to Wyoming and back .
I believe I have been to 42 states, not counting just being in the airport. But I may want to verify,
I once made six 3-pointers in the first half of a HS basketball game, had 22 points, and then sprained my wrist on the first play of the second half...
I wrote a comedic screenplay about one day in a bank. It didn't win any awards, but you can read it if you so desire.
Since every girl on here does this, I figured that I should make this section as well....
DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU
Have spent more than 15 years in jail
Have summer teeth
Will carry more than 7 unconcealed weapons the first time we go out.
Don't believe in dinosaurs
Don't believe in Jupiter
Think Costa Rica and Puerto Rico are the same place
Think Africa is a country (Sorry Sarah)
Have more than 5 grammar errors in your tag line
SOME HELPFUL HINTS
If the majority of the reading somebody has done since HS has been either social media or texting, you probably believe that.... You are=your. That is false. Your signifies possessive. So if you tell somebody "your really lame" You are essentially saying that they own something called a "really lame."
Some people have probably have never spelled the word "you're" correctly in their entire lives.
Nor the word "they're" correctly. Yes, I know distinguishing between there and their is just a coin flip for many folks, but there is a third spelling and meaning of that phonetic combination. They are=they're.
If at any part of your profile there is any combination of "I am a women...." Do you realize what you are saying? You are claiming that you are multiple females. Just like we learned in Elementary School spelling, if there is only "a" person, it is spelled with an "a". A man= man. Multiple men=men. A woman=woman. Multiple women=women.
Also, girls on here whose tagline is "Just looking", or something to that extent crack me up. Does that mean that you have nothing to lose on here? And people who are not "just looking" do have something to lose? Never understood that logic
You think they tell the girls that audition and don't make it for 16 and pregnant that they should try again next year? -Yours Truly
"En la época de guerra, cualquier agujero es trinchera." Dicho de los desesperados
"If firefighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, then what do freedom fighters fight?"- George Carlin
If anybody knows the quote at the beginning of my profile I will faint
"I spent half my money on hookers and booze, the other half I wasted." -My old 75 year old neighbor in Costa Rica
When somebody says "It isn't about the money" It is only about the money. -Jim Rome
"You can't win the Kentucky Derby with a mule."-My Grandpa
"Why do you need a password for Pandora?"-Yours truly
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."- Some dude on a sport's message board.
"Sometimes you see grown men in public wearing cowboy hats and cowboy boots, and it isn't even Halloween" -George Carlin
When somebody starts a sentence with, "No disrespect to so and so", somebody is about to get disrespected. -Jim Rome
b] POF RANTS
1) Why does POF let you view somebody's profile, write a message, and hit SEND if that person has restrictions and won't take emails from you? Honestly. I am sure you guys have the technology to figure out how to filter them out and especially to flash the warning BEFORE we compose a message.
2) And what is up with the attitude you give US after wasting our time messaging somebody that we are not ALLOWED to message? This GO TO YOUR INBOX attitude.. Well pluck you too
So if I have ever added anyone to favorites, that is why. As you can tell by my profile, I am not too lazy to write. =)
2)Dolphins are not fish
3)Neither are jellyfish
Swim the Panama Canal (Been there)...
Go llama racing
Do canonnbombs in a random person's pool.....
Try to convince a stranger that it would be a good idea to get our names tattoo'd on him/her......
Snowboarding in Alaska after being dropped in by Helicopter...
Swim to Hawaii while doing the backstroke... .....
Go Elephant racing
SIT FRONT ROW AT A DANE COOK SHOW AND LAUGH. Although that would require him to do the one thing his show lacks; Humor! Most comics are self-deprecating. All that dude does is brag about lying and cheating on his girlfriend and talk about bananas. Shocking that his target audience is 15 year olds.
Go giraffe racing
Go Canyoning in Switzerland (Done that)..Chuck E Cheese.....
Go to the Hot Dog Eating contest on July 4th in New York...
Go the world cup in Brazil... Then go the Olympics in Brazil...
Audition for the US Open...All of them..
Go camel racing
Snorkel to Cancun... .
Try to find someone under 40 who has never heard of the Internet..or a cell phone...
Go to the running of the Bulls in Pamplona (I've been)....
Take a canoe to Australia and once we are there, try to find one person that isn't absolutely nuts (Aussies rule)....
Take an old jeep through the African Safari...
Try to go to 10 countries in one day...
Go dolphin racing
Do Random stand up Comedy... Even if we aren't in a Comedy Club.
.Try to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow...
Try to get you to laugh more in one day than you do in most years....
Settle the chicken vs egg argument once and for all..
Go sea-turtle racing
and find a sea-turtle that is older than 175 years old
Try to break something in the Book of World Records...
But let the previous record-holder keep their name in the history books