newyorkpaul: Seriously, I'm funny.
About
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
City
Queens, New York
Details
37 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Other
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Capricorn
Intent
newyorkpaul is looking for a relationship.
Education
Bachelors Degree
Personality
Intellectual
Profession
Entrepreneur







I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Spanish



About Paul
Just trying to pick up the pieces of my shattered life... my wife left me, my kids won't talk to me, my dog ran away, my fish went belly up... clinically, I'm what's known as a "hot mess." Hahaha, totally kidding. I'm just a funny guy with a good heart looking for a positive girl with a good sense of humor.

Oh, and if you don't look like your photos, then you're buying drinks until you do look like your photos. Fact.

First Date
A good first date can be had anywhere with a backdoor...you know, just in case I want to duck out on you and not make it awk-warrrrd. Lol, kidding. Ok, so the point of a first date is to see if there is any chemistry between us, right? That usually takes all of ten minutes to figure out. A glass of wine at a little cafe or a nice lounge is all it takes to discern whether two people want to see each other ever again. And no, I'm not talking about the Roy Rogers at the Vince Lombardi rest area off the Jersey Turnpike. Obviously, I'd save that for the second date.


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