First Of All, I Believe There Are Only 3 Things A Man Should Want To Change About His Girl....
1.) HER LAST NAME
2.) HER ADDRESS
3.) HER POINT OF VIEW ABOUT MEN
Now That Being Said:
I have done a lot of moving around in my life, playing college football, dabbled in professional football, and spending 6 years in the miltary with the last 2 years of those 6 years in afghanistan and iraq. Yes, im a veteran. Im not crazy though, I dont have a big red white and blue U.S.A. tattoo on my ass, nor have a 50 foot american flag in my yard, a lot of things out their happened that im not proud of, I just hope God forgives me for it. Now im the maintenace supervisor at U.C.L.A. so, my life is pretty normal.
My ideal women is independent, funny, respectful, and ofcoarse have cute feet. I dont have a foot fettish or anything but i feel that a well kept woman is the most sexiest thing on earth, and please let your pics be a preview or window of your personality, most men judge women by their pics, so if you are putting trash out on here dont be surprised if your only attracting garbage men..... oh yeah, I like curves, so NO BONEY SKINNY NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC LOOKING WOMEN, I mean, if I was attracted to a woman who looks like a 7 year old boy i would had... became a preist, been involved in the boy scout's (as an adult), lived at a place called neverland ranch, or became a football coach at Penn State University..
A lot of pof females complain about "guys are out looking for one thing", and "if you looking for a one night stand move on to next profile", a lot of females on here are jus as bad or even worse than the guys.... believe me... Im tired of whirlwind weekends of fun, excitement, and passion just to find out on monday its back to reality and we have both moved on. There is no reason to rush things, believe me, if im feeling you.... you will know...I can be your best friend, your shoulder to cry on, your crutch to lean on, your entertainment to keep a smile on your face, and your own personal pervert that will make you never think twice about how sexy you really are...
HELP ME GET OFF THIS DAMM WEBSITE!!! I CANT TAKE THIS $#IT NO MORE!!!!
THINGS THAT HAPPENS ON POF THAT MAKES YOU SAY HMMMMMM..:
(may be funny, but all have actually happened)
1.)You clicked yes on the meet me feature, put me on your favorites list, message me a lot, ask for my number.... but is scared to actually meet? (I smell Catfish)
2.)You tell me your on facebook, twitter, and intstagram, but u have 1, or no pictures on POF?
3.) You tell me you jus joined POF but half your pics have the plenty of fish stamp on it....
4.) You say you rarely log on POF, but everytime I log on, your on... and I log on whenever I get a message
5.) Your body type is undisclosed, and you have 8 head shots??
6.) On your profile it asked, do you smoke? you put no, and do you use drugs? one again you put no... but you ask me to bring some kush on our 1st date...
7.)You tell me you have kids, that's fine. but you fail to tell me that you and your kids live with your parents, and your oldest child is expecting... I cant do 4 generations in one house..
8.) You can have a great profile and I like what I read about you, put up the most attractive pics, but if one of those pics is one of those silly social media e-cards.... you lost me.. we are looking for potential spouses on here, not trying to get "likes".... save that crap for facebook
9.)Your a God fearing women, your profile quotes a lot of bible versus, we talk about God a lot on the phone and your looking for a good Christian man.... but after our 1st date im spending the day cleaning the back seat of my car, and your at CVS buying the morning after pill?
10.) You have 8 pics in your profile, but they are all from the same night.. (guess you thought you was just fabulous that night)
11.)You figured out how to put 3 or 4 pics in on one shot with writings and graphics in the background..... Cant say nothing bad about you cause I skipped your profile (your page makes my head dizzy)
12.) If your over the age of 25.... and u wRiTe LiKE DISs BeCAusE You fEEL LIke RegUlaR WritiNg iS whACC aS Hell CauSe BaCC N dA DAyy when it WAs On anD CraccIN, ThiS Was Da ShiZNit....... (do everyone a favor and jus stay in the club and meet your future mate)
13.) DISABILITY DOES NOT MEAN EMPLOYED.....
14.) You live over 25 miles away but you put in a SERIOUS effort to meet and hang out?? that raises my eyebrow for 3 different reasons.....(1) you are a loser and have all the time in the world to drive cross town on a daily basis. (2) your not serious about a real relationship and jus want to ****. (3) your overly desperate and keep a wedding dress in the trunk of your car....
15.) If you tell me in our first conversation, first message, or you mention in your profile how you give the best head ever.... (of coarse im gonna see for myself, and get that) but afterwards you will never hear from me again..... #SadButTrue
16.) The price of your heels will not impress me. But what you can do in them will.......
17.) My most successful dates were girls from Long Beach, Whittier, Inglewood, and Redondo Beach... Worst matchup dates for me were from Torrance, Gardena, and any girl from the San Fernando valley, and Orange County....
18.) I've had very good success with teachers.. But bad luck with nurses..
19.) Your ex has fallen on some down times and you decide to give him a hand. Your kind for doing that. But if hes staying with you, why are you on POF? You are STILL in a relationship..
20.) Are you looking for pontential spouses or instagram followers??makes you look pitiful..
21.) You mention you are looking for someone financially well off, and say you want to be spoiled because you are use to the better things in life.. But before you say that, make sure your profile pics aren't of you sitting on your twin size bed in your dirty bedroom in your mom's apartment with your 12 inch t.v. in the background....