UnphasedRhetorician: Hoping for something different
Non-smoker with Average body type
Phoenix, Arizona
27 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Hispanic Aquarius with Black hair
UnphasedRhetorician is looking for a relationship.
Associates degree
Free Thinker

My ;) face looks like I'm having a stroke.

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years

About Me
I always trouble myself with how things start. How to write a story. How to say hello. How to let you know who I am. I'd start off with a list of bullet points with interests and hobbies, but I don't think that'd give you an idea. I'll try.

I love to write. Stories. Poetry. Free style. What the **** ever. I could live inside a book shelf fort for a whole summer and not give a shit. I like to think of myself as an artist but that's just a convenient excuse to drink and babble; which I'm pretty good at, haha. I babble because I have a lot to say. Nothing important, usually, but I'm sure there are gems here and there. Mostly I do it for fun; for a good laugh. I like to know that when I'm around people the last thing on their mind is what's killing them. Don't take me lightly though. I'll tell you exactly how it is. I don't give a sh*twhat you think. I live every day challenging anyone's opinion. It's not an ego thing. I'm just curious. I want to be stimulated. I want to understand what motivates you and in turn, maybe I'll learn a bit about myself.

I like to be challenged. Sexually. Emotionally. Intellectually.

And maybe it's a little sadistic, but I like to lose a fair fight. Who would live knowing there were no mistakes to be made?

I don't lie. Or, at the very least, I try not to. It's something I take seriously. My word is my bond. I'm political. I believe that there is something far greater than we are. A god? Maybe. Some multi dimension space being? Could be. I'd like to know your thoughts about it. Pick my brain a little. My only motivator is being happy. I like the weird faces people make right before they sneeze. I like root beer flavored candy, but not root beer. I'm asian when I'm drunk. I whistle when walking down the street and imagine I'm some 40's bad ass. I am the biggest nerd you will ever meet. Seriously.

Oh...and I'm lazy.

So I'll let you find out the rest.

First Date
My first date... I suppose that depends on the person. I know it sounds bad, but I'd cater it to the person I'm going with... But lets say, for instance, I were to take myself out, I'd probably just drive until I got lost somewhere, maybe in the middle of the city. We'd visit weird shops, talk to strange people, and have a crazy misadventure in hopes to get home in one piece. After a day full of awkward conversations with complete strangers, we'd go to some hole in the wall restaurant and just talk until we're blue in the face about anything.