Things I love:
1) God. He is so amazing!
2) My mother.
3) Cheese. The staple in my life. I maintain my Costco membership for this reason.
4) Chasing and shooting random kids in laser tag. Mmm hmm...
Things I'm not interested in:
1) Men who take pictures in the gym on the machine. Don't be a douche... Someone is waiting for that bench while you're having a photo shoot.
2) Carne Asada quesadillas with no cheese. This really happens. Be careful.
3) Crying children in Walmart at 10pm. Put your kid to bed.
4) Toenails that fall off.
No douche bags or tools allowed! If you have sunglasses on in the bathroom mirror... I'm just saying...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Somewhere public. Please don't ask to meet at your house or mine. I will always say no, thank you. Because my mother taught me manners :-).