I have been on here too long! I am fat, ugly, and legally blind, so ifyou still wanna chat with me despite that leave me a message. anything else you wanna know just ask. oh yeah, I am also bitter, lol! I am like the character Shrek, and I am just trying to find my Theona! So if I haven't completely turned you off leave me a message and we can chat it up! :) So ladies maybe I am not bitter just sick and tired of waiting, I am impatient, you know? but hey if you wanna smile check out my youtube video: dave vs. dave dance off, that'll give you insight on how I try to be funny!