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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | Irvine California | ||
| Details | 27 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Asian Aquarius with Black hair | ||
| Intent | Kaliforniak is looking for a relationship. | Education | Bachelors degree | ||
| Personality | Foodie | Profession | Import / Trading / International Business |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Under 1 year | |||
| Second Language | Chinese | |||
About Me
Three old women, Ginger, Natalie and Rose are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
Ginger says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
Natalie says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
Rose says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
Now about me. I work hard and I play hard. I like to eat all kinda of food and I like to shoot guns. I like unique people who have interesting things to say.
Ginger says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
Natalie says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
Rose says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
Now about me. I work hard and I play hard. I like to eat all kinda of food and I like to shoot guns. I like unique people who have interesting things to say.
First Date
Coffee and a nice meal. I know plenty of places to eat. You won't be disappointed.
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