Three old women, Ginger, Natalie and Rose are talking about their aches, pains and bodily dysfunctions.
Ginger says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
Natalie says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement."
Rose says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I crap like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" asked the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
Now about me. I work hard and I play hard. I like to eat all kinda of food and I like to shoot guns. I like unique people who have interesting things to say.