I am criminal defense attorney. While not keeping the streets safe for anarchy, I enjoy reading appliance manuals and listening to military music. I am a big D Democrat without knowing what that means. I support same-sex marriage (although God knows why any one would want to get married) and look forward to the day when a woman breaks the sex barrier in sumo wrestling. I have a samoyed dog (a chick magnet, except that I live on the equivalent of the Lawrence Ice Shelf) and a cat which I am teaching to fly--- just kidding, you animal rights nazis. I am looking for a woman with big--- ugh--ideas.