Apart from the dozen years that I was married, I've been searching for my soulmate since I was 19 and, at this point, I think I'm going to give it a break. Lately, for reasons I cannot fathom, I seem to keep getting pursued by married, or otherwise unavailable, women who would seem to have no business dating. It's really kind of put me off the whole thing.
In the meantime, I've been a little busy, these past several months, having an adventure, reinventing my life, working on myself, working out, throwing out decades worth of literal and figurative baggage, and generally seeing how deep the rabbit hole goes. I'm having a grand time of it, and it's starting to get pretty intriguing. I was recently informed that a West Coast author has begun writing about my adventures. Life just keeps getting stranger... :)
In the extremely unlikely event that there's a girl within thirty miles of Muskegon, who's interested in adopting or already practices a vegetarian lifestyle, is a decent person, intelligent, has adult-level grammar, is fit, active, and fun, then this profile should make it easier for us to find each other.
I've got nothing but time for the right girl, but I have none for anything less. If you smoke, or are completely cool with the idea of eating animals, or are really into watching sports on tv, or going to church, I'm sure you're fun and amazing, but we aren't meant for each other, so let's not waste each other's time, yeah? And if you're married, in a relationship, or otherwise unavailable, thanks, but I'm not interested. By the way, if you're going to write, please have a pic available. I showed you mine. Also, I'm not 45, though the pix are dated correctly. You can figure out how old I am, or ask in person, just like in real life. ;)
Let's try to be good to each other out there...
Meeting a stranger, who has caught your interest online, isn't really "a date."
A date is what you have after you decide that you don't want that person to remain a stranger.
A good first date includes a bit of mystery, some suspense, pleasant surprise, a lot of laughter, and feeling like you've made a meaningful connection.
I'm looking forward to us finding each other and, going out on that joyous, mesmerizing adventure that lasts all the rest of our lives!