RakeHell: On Your Mark, Get Set...
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Muskegon, Michigan
46 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Other
Caucasian, Capricorn
RakeHell is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree

June, 2017. Kind of a chameleon...

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Spanish

About Me
Let's Play a Game...

We're all here to find that perfect fit. Let's see if we can simplify the process, and make it a little more fun in the bargain. (With 25 million women on POF - and me only looking for one - odds are about 25 million-to-one that you're not she - - don't take it personally. Somebody out there's got to be a perfect fit for each of us! I want an uncommon girl, that has a lot in common with me...) Here goes:
If you (are)...

Within 30 minutes of Venice, FL / Muskegon, MI (I'm able to relocate, but we've got to start somewhere), +1,000 points
"Vape," or use tobacco, ever, -10,000 points
Haven't given up on making the world a better place, +1,000 points
Love animals, and don't eat or kill them, +1,000 points
Vegetarian, +1,000 points; (Vegan, +1,000 more points!)
Love to try new foods, have new experiences, and continually improve yourself, +1,000 points
Can throw down in the kitchen, +500 points
Have raised a happy, thriving child, (either your own, or someone else's), +5,000 points
Have kidnapped a child, (unless your own - and they instigated), -10,000 points (Just saying...)
Prefer to live below your means, rather than beyond them, +1,000 points
Are debt-free, +1,000 points
Have no idea where you might be, or what you might be doing a year from now, +1,000 points
Have a life comprised of wildly different chapters, and still adding new ones, +250 points, each
Exes stay in touch with you, +1,000 points
Ever been called "eccentric" +500 points
A social Ninja, +500 points
People, who aren't your dependents, employees, or clients, come to you for advice, +500 points
Strive never to make the same mistake, twice, +1,000 points
Hurt someone's feelings, on purpose, within the last year, -1,000 points
Call people names, during a disagreement, -500 points
Have a pro sports team, or competitor that you follow, -500 points, each
Think Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, or Jesus ("of Nazareth") are real, -500 points / each.
Refused to vote for either Donald Trump, or Hillary Clinton, +500 points, each
Refuse to side with either the Democrat or Republican parties, +500 points
Trust the government to protect you, -5,000 points
Lose your sh!t over injustice, and abuse of authority, +5,000 points
Ever had your ass kicked, got arrested, or suffered other serious consequences for doing what you knew was right, +1,000 points (If you knew that would happen, and did it anyway, +1,000 more)
Fought City Hall, and won, +1,000 points
Fought City Hall, and lost, +500 points
Ever used logic, and a persuasive argument to convince an intelligent person to change their opinion, +500 points
Stood on a stage in front of hundreds of people, had your mind go totally blank, and still landed it, +500 points
Have a black belt in grammar, +1,000 points
Speak, or at least get by, in a foreign language, +500 points, each
Love poetry, words, and language, +1,000 points
Love to sing, +1,000 points (if you can carry a tune, +500 more!)
Love nearly every genre of music, including contemporary, +1,000 points)
Have been, at some point, "a bit of a slut..." and have no regrets, +1,000 points
Have at least one sexual kink, +100 points, each (up to a total of 300 points)
Like to have sex at least once a day, +1,000 points
Like to kiss, spoon, hold hands, cuddle, and generally thrive on physical touch, +2,000 points
Like to dress sexy, and / or womanly, +1,000 points
Like to have doors opened, and chairs pulled out for you, +1,000 points
Like to go out dancing, +1,000 points
Had a hangover in the last year, -500 points, each
Known to go skinny dipping / nude sunbathing, hottubbing, etc, +1,000 points
Are completely comfortable in / under water, even over your head, +1,000 points
Love storms, +250 points
Like to watch meteor showers, the Northern Lights, and other natural phenomena, +500 points
Don't mind driving in rain, the dark, or on ice, +500 points
Can drive a stick, +100 points
Like to ride on motorcycles, (front or back) +1,000 points
Like to forage for wild foods in the wilderness, +500 points
Like to shoot guns, and / or throw knives, tomahawks, etc, or would like to learn, +500 points
Friends' first choice to ride out the Zombie Apocalypse, or be stranded on a desert island with, +1,000 points
Friends' first choice as a lifeline call from "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," or virtually any lifeline situation, +1,000 points
Personally saved someone's life, when you weren't being paid for it, +1,000 points
You want a Real Man, who makes you feel like no man ever has; whom you'll be proud to show off, but can't wait to be alone with, +5,000 points

Have ever been described as, "striking," "stunning," or "exotic," +500 points
Have eyebrows, +500 points
Have your eyebrows done by someone with talent, taste, and *restraint*, +500 points
Could be described as, "full-lipped," +1,000 points
Have a callipygian fundament, +1,000 points
Have a shapely set of calves, +500 points
Have n!pples that could poke out an eye, or dial a rotary phone, +500 points, (each!)
;) (This guy's smiling, even though he just got his eye poked out... j/s)
Keep the bikini zone short or bare, +1,000 points
Like the way you look, naked, +500 points
Have a cool scar, with an even cooler story, +100 points
Have a tattoo that you spent less than six months planning -100 points / each
Weigh (in pounds) more than 2x your height (in inches), -10 points per extra pound. (Bodybuilders get a pass here, if they're under, maybe, 18% bodyfat.)
Use a toothbrush and dental floss regularly, +500 points
Use a Neti Pot, and an enema bag regularly, +1,000 points
Have the same blood pressure you had at 20, +500 points
On prescription drugs, -100 points, each
Have allergies, -100 points, each
Have phobias, -100 points, each
Get motion sickness, -100 points
Are a "cutter," "picker," or "plucker," -500 points, each
Are under a doctor's care for a medical condition, -500 points, each
Ever fasted three or more days, consuming zero calories, +1,000 points, each
Ever wake up grateful for your body, +1,000 points
Ever say, "race ya'," and tear off running, +500 points

If you scored over, oh, 40,000 points, you should contact me straightaway! To everyone else, hey, I hope you had fun, and thanks for playing!!! (And if you have a friend that you think might be meant for me, by all means, point her this way!) I'm actually a Gemini, and 90 y/o, if that matters... ;)

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Meeting a stranger, who has caught your interest online, isn't really "a date." A date is what you have after you decide that you don't want that person to remain a stranger.

A good first date includes a bit of mystery, some suspense, pleasant surprise, a lot of laughter, and feeling like you've made a meaningful connection. I'm looking forward to us finding each other and, going out on that joyous, mesmerizing adventure that lasts all the rest of our lives!