April Fools Aries: I'll be your huckleberry !!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Vancouver, Washington
40 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Aries
April Fools Aries is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Medical/ artist

dont laugh, i just got a new smart phone and had to ask my child how to use it, dang it.

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other

About Me
If your not local, Vancouver- please don't waste my time or yours

I only date WHITE guys !! Not if you think your a rapper!

If you have to drink or get high every night or more than 3xs in a week. Im not for you. I do enjoy beer but not being around an alcoholic.

I have one child only. If your not a strict parent who makes their kids mind, have manners, use their inside voice, have more than 2 living at home or they are under the age of 12, please do not reply.

Football season is finally here, nothing beats a tritip sandwich with horseradish!!
Hockey season, love the blackhawks!!!!
You can find me here in Vancouver at the back alley on Wednesday hockey night or out of bounds.

I like camping -love the fire and the stars and the QUIET. Love the sound of an engine!!! Fishing-
I like to make and create things. I like getting my hands dirty and playing in the mud but i keep a clean home. I'm competitive and like to make personal sensual bets. I like to dress like a girl in what ever you find appealing- after all your the only one I want to impress and look good for.
I am a very touchy feely huggy kissy person.

I am not looking to be impressed with what materials you have but who you are as a person. I am however drawn to those who are mechanically incline, like to make things, a smartass and can handle some of my medical work stories.

First Date
Alright a first date/meeting, hmmm. I like to get to know people as we do an activity together (healthy competion is good) pool, walking around local functions. Getting tickets to an event. ( I like football and hockey) I find coffee blazay, like 50 questions or intarrigation; a I believe there's opportunity every second to just meet your adverage friendly good hearted person but i do respond better to a straight forward slightly sarcastic personality. we'll meet soon, till then smile" your guppy's out here somewhere.

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