About me...well first and foremost I have a beautiful son who I love very much! He is the first, second, and last thing in my life. He comes FIRST! If you can't handle that now, then please click out of the page. Other than that, what do you want to know? Tiphanie Twisted at your service! I am a Virgo(look it up we're a unique type of folk)! I'm a straight forward person. I usually don't think before I act, so I will blurt out things. I'm a ditz, only some things are true about blondes, and that is one of them. I'm enthusiastic, intelligent and open-minded. I am not scared or ashamed to tell you how I feel about you. I'm very confident about myself and I like my body, but I get so embarrassed if I'm complimented, so be ready to see me turns eight shades of red. I'm a complete book and computer nerd. I also have a huge obsession with the paranormal and music! I love music! Usually any type...my life revolves around it... Movies! Gotta love 'em! I love anything horror, sci-fi, comedy, or Disney. I love being with my few friends and causing chaos in this stupid town called Antioch...I currently work at Ross,I am a retail Queen I've been doing it since I was 16. I love American Sign Language, I'm very fluent...one last thing...I'm not a very open person....I don't move into things fast. I have to get to know you better before I get over my shyness. If you want to know anything else just ask! Here's what my friend's have to say...
An excerpt from "Urban Legends: The Tiffany"
"We're not really suppose to talk about it, but I think you have a right to know. That girl you see everywhere out of the corner of your eye, but who is never really there? Her name is Tiffany, and you have to stay away."
"Because she not of this world, she's... I don't know! But if you keep this up, one day you'll see her out of the corner of your eye and turn, but this time she won't disappear; she'll be right in front of you. And the next time I'll see you will be on the news as they black bag your body and drag it off to the morgue, all right?"
My sister from another mister! The lady of the night. Artemis herself. Crazy ass insomniac female who just happens to be my best friend!
You want me to describe her?
Here you go:
Slightly crazy,never sane, possibly homicidal but gentle as a rabid wolverine. As blunt as a plastic knife, escapee from Alcatraz, group leader of the Yoch Town Gangsters, Psychotic jelly bean eatin-
huh? OH....you wanted me to describe Tiffany?
Can you handle this?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm always down for an adventure or surprises ;p