Former New Yorker who has experienced and embraced to my liking (over the previous 30+ years), the quality of life Minnesota offers. Raised 2 wonderful daughters who have since embarked on their own personal journey to make this world a better place to live through their efforts, or at the very least, teach the next generation which road to take so as to continue these humanitarian goals. As for me;
Lawyer by day, wannabe standup comic by night...While I have written enough material for my own HBO Special, I'm not giving up my day job (just yet).
Looking for my special "muse" for me to amuse and amaze; perhaps in turn, I will receive no less a measure from you.
Pick a time and place which allows us an opportunity to communicate without the noise and distractions of normal(?) everyday life. (Should you choose to answer your cellphone more than once (not counting emergencies), I should warn you that I have been known to dance upon cell phones until they ring nevermore. Please don't suggest front-row seats at a world championship cage-fighting event at the Target Center, or a "Monster Truck Rally" at the Excel. Should you believe in that famous adage: "...if music (and laughter) be the food of love, play on" (okay, okay.. so I took a bit of literary license in adding "laughter" to this quote), why are you laughing out loud, but still sitting there, doing nothing? Do something, for heaven sakes...pick up the phone or go ahead and sue me, why don't you already? I just might be what you've been:
(a) looking for;
(b) cooking for;
(c) dying for;
(d) sweating pilates for;
(e) all of the above;
(f) none of the above;
(g) none of my business;
Any answer you choose is correct; as long as you choose to do something. Unless you'd rather choose to do nothing, other than stare at your laptop screen till the sun comes up. Incidentally, I have it on good authority that I'm a descendant of "The Chosen People..." If you don't find my sense of humor-humorous, feel free to move towards some other guy's "line," where (a) you can choose what's behind doors numbered 1 to a million;(b)you can keep what you're holding in your hands right now; or (c)you can pick me...